I bet there's some good people watching!

In Houston, the Montrose area is much the same, even though it has gentrified a bit, but when I was a kid and my dad would drive the family around for fun on a friday we would drive by Montrose, which was and is the Bohemian area, and I always thought, "I need to live with the freaks." and I ended up doing it Now I am one of the olde rfreaks that the younger freaks see.

hell to the FUCK no!!!!

The Instigator sphincter is a one way valve my friend.

London is hot and humid here tonight - very sticky and a bit unpleasant.

I did some recording earlier tonight (haven't done so in ages) - am looking forward to getting back into it, bigtime. I'm out for a drink tomorrow night with one of the boardies, which I'm looking forward to.

man, your lady is stroking your ass down, that's how many inches away?

smelly: have a great time and be sure to take incriminating pictures if possible, you can blackmail the person in question if the situation permits itself.

i have a semi busy week here.

i need a one way sign for my ass. rly.


also by the way guys
i didn't record SHIT

i got distracted

Lots of fine people watching, indeed sir! Soho has become a bit gentrified over the years, but it still has a particular character to it that I love. the Montrose areas sounds cool - I'll look for pics of it online later on tonight.

wank.

^^^Wank is good. Sometimes.

i somehow hurt my foot badly and now i can't hardly walk at all. i didn't feel any impact on it at all, i just stood up and was hit with this ridiculous pain that feels like a charlie horse but in the top of my foot/ankle.

ouch, catanks. elevate it and get some rest.

i'm seeing deerhoof something like four times on their tour this fall. i'm fucking excited.

Oh shit! I just took a look at their dates and I'll be seeing them once, maybe twice. Their playing the same venue as Silver Jews about 2 weeks apart. I need to break out my day planner and right the dates down because I'll lose the index card I just wrote them on.

i am so excited to see the silver jews. i'm going to have to try my hardest not go "eeee!" when i see david berman.

I think I'm going to see them twice. Only drawback is I'd have to drive 2 hours to one and 3 hours for the other. It'll be worth it though.

i'm just going to rearrange plans and etc because this is the second most exciting news of my life so far this year and once/twice can't cut it for me.

Yeah, I'll probably end up seeing both of them twice once I relay the info to a friend of mine.

One of my friends suggested I drive 200 miles to bail them out of lunch. Fuck that.

Hello everyone. How are yous?

It's 4.50am here in merry old England. I can't sleep (insomnia strikes again), so am currently enjoying a raspberry tea and trying my best to relax. It finally rained here in London overnight, so the insane humidity we've been having has been killed, at least for a bit.

I had a weird dream, which involved me having a fight with the Fall's Mark E Smith, and alslo running into rooms full of sleeping people, and them getting pissed off at me for waking them up....

My plans for tonight have had to be shelved (was going out for a drink), so will be doing some more recording here at home.

I Do Not Free Base Cocaine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ckIv1tiaU

Sometimes I hate finding random funny Youtube videos

i do too. my thing is japanese game show clips. i can spend three hours watching men compete to crack nuts with their thighs and racing squirrels and whatever wild shit they do that entertains me.

Gaki no Tsukai is the best show ever made. Silent library and the don't laugh games...Fucking gold.

thanks jade, now I'm going to be watching squirrel racing all night.

I had to look up "charlie horse", but now I know...I get horrible cramps in my legs sometimes, especially when I've just woken up. I wonder if my taking up smoking again has caused it.

As schizogirl says, give your foot plenty of rest...must be all that ass-kickery you do ;)

i'm so glad unbeatable banzuke comes on only a few times a day and i don't have tivo right now or else all i'd do is watch it.

josh- have fun!

It's fun for the first 30 minutes, then it become a compulsion, just one more page I tell myself. :(

i always tell myself that at least it's not home shopping or porn.

schizo what r u wearing right now?

Everything is going to hell.

slavo what u wearing right now?

are you trying to piss him off?
oh hi.

I tried to jump a fence today without touching it and my foot hit it and I fell. It hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPydec7c9fc

it's actually completely relevent, but i have no idea where to put the video, and i hate starting new threads for a video like this, but it's a very nice find

It feels as if someone has built a toy-factory in my head while I've been asleep.

It also feels like my tongue is wearing a sock... I'm ill, probably hayfever.

I need to ring-up work and tell them I'm not coming in (afternoon shift) because I'm ill. But I'm not sure what to do:

a) Ring them and speak in my natural voice. It doesn't sound any different to normal which could make them suspicious (they're always unfairly suspicious).

b) Ring them and speak in a caricature 'ill voice'. If it works, then it will be the best option. If they notice that I'm putting on this voice - which I am - they will think that I'm faking being ill - which technically I'm not.

c) Don't turn up and get sacked. Spend the rest of my lifetime posting self-indulgent threads on here.

What do others do in this situation?

food poisoning!!! its the best.... get your housemate to call up and say your throwing up like a crazy bitch cos you ate some rat infested chinese last night... they wont argue with someone they dont know.... and food poisoning is over in 24 hours so you can go in tomorrow looking a bit dejected and no one will bat an eye...we do it all the time in our house

Con it. Option A is for a job that trusts you (which are rare) and C well isn't an option.

3 thick layers of self-hatred

^^^ORDERED.

I heard the new Primal Scream single today, and guess which song it sounds like? The Stones? Nah. George Clinton? Give over. Nope, "Zombie Man" sounds just like Ringo Starr's "Back Off Boogaloo". Ha ha ha!!! :D Once again, Bobby Gillespie excels himself. I don't know whether to kiss him or punch him in the cock.

the new Primal Scream record is awful.

*sings "Back Off Boogaloo!" whilst doing patented Booby Gillespie funkless chicken-man dance*

i had to sit through a whole primal scream set to see the mc5 at meltdown..... and then the bastards came on and joined them for a half hour long blues rock jam.... fuckers