stupid cad program is giving me error messages.....now i have to sit here an fuckin wait for my update to install if that even works:(

no, sorry, I'm Australian, mate.

g'day, Sheila.

yr not australian

oh yeah? PROVE IT.

INK!!!!!!!!

what about her? she's an American now. if you heard her speak, you would believe me!!!!!!!

as for me, it's not easy being the World's First Black Australian(&copy), but somehow, I manage.

u asked me to prove it who better to verify than her and I am sure she speaks lovely

u r so full a shit

she does speak lovely. lovely texanglais.

me? what if I were to say to you "ow's 'bout a bite o' chook fer brekkie?".

hmmm? what then??????!??

A bite of chicken for breakfast? Now that's a give away that you're American. Probably deep fried and covered in some gloopy shit.

Reassurring to know the disableds can play shit music really well too.

Oh yes!!!!!we love our grease an gravy in the US

fucking great

if it's wrong to masturbate to that video, then I don't even want to be right.

have u been masturbating to that???

you say "have" like it's past tense. still am.

nice keep the keyboard clean. no sticky spacebar

lol spacebar. I aim for the monitor.

true story.

i hope you clean that thing

He making sure you're doing it right?