WTF are you talking about??? I come here to read MY posts.

I am the user "slavo".

if someone deletes or hacks this board so its all gone or dead or whatever i will paypal you £100. i am serious i can't go higher than that for the moment but i will do it.

yeah, it's hard to raise kids in Uganda these days.

i will pay you £150 if you replace it with that picture of gast as the satellite king and when you click on it it goes to this

I will pay you $.75 (American!) to make twinkle rainbow stars appear when Derke logs on.

PM me about this and we can talk

jessislaughter meme

uh okay dokey

I once deletesd a message board because Phoenix redirected my user name to a frontpage that looked hacked.

NOT on my watch they don't! all hands went down with the ship.

so you've left a trail of dead boards in your wake, with a former wife for each one?

what number are we on now? 36? are any of the early ones still posting anywhere or are they just collapsed skeletons in front of a monitor displaying the windows 95 screensaver?

i'd like to reiterate my serious offer of £100 cash through paypal (or postal order if you prefer) to anyone who can delete/hack to death this board.

That sure would be cheaper than getting proper treatment, uh?

i should would like to know what the fuck you should would be talking about

uh, impatient too.

there is no cure for what i've got

you can throw all the money and trained pyschiatrists you want at it but they'll be swallowed up and spat out curled in the fetal position of the floor muttering "make the voices go away..."

i am here to cheerlead the semantic apocalypse and turn your consciousness into a suicide bomb

the only escape is to scrape it out with a spoon and devour it

the lucky ones have the strength for that and i film it for my porn collection

£100....thats like $.05 American.

cheapskate.

more like $220

$220 Uganda dollars maybe. NOT USA $$$.

come back with a real offer, Daddy Moneybagss.

as if I'm supposed to believe that Internet-jibber-jabbery.

where did you get those links from? tesla??

I thought so.

$50 US. no less.

PROTIP: thats like £1000 (as in: a ton).