None.

Punk or poseur?

Poseur.

Walk or run?

Walk.

Jogging pants: one of the grossest pieces of clothing?*

*hint: yes.

Certainly.

Name a famous figure, dead or alive, whom you think gets too much criticism and not enough praise for his or her accomplishments/talent.

Courtney Love, no matter how you look at it she has talent. If she can only focus on it. Just look at her movies, you'll understand.

You think I'm wrong?

Yes, I do.

Do you have a superior OS to me?

I really couldn't say.

In the unlikely event that a film studio offer you lots of cash to make a major documentary about a historical figure of your choice, who would your subject be?

William S. Burroughs.

If you were to record a concept album, what would the concept be?

pets or chocolate.

whens the last time something made you jump?

once for half a day and a mullet. it was just to see the looks on peoples faces.

do you play any air instruments?

Synths and trombone

Do you feed ducks in the park?

No.

Do you eat duck?

i have

the power to harness volcano ooze or edward norton's career?

The power to harness volcano ooze.

Who was the last person you said something nice to?

a man lost on the train.

(nefeli, i play a wonderful air guitar in the style of hendrix and drums in the style of keith moon)

favourite perfume?

One called 'Bashair' that a friend makes. His sandlewood is nice too.

Who was the last person you said something not nice to?

a man that was lost on the trian earlier today. he was in a panic and i told him not to worry and showed him how to get to where he was going.

favourite smell?

Nag champa incense, or the countryside in the rain.

My last question was subtly different to the previous one; Who was the last person you said something not nice to?

my housemate. she never answers the phone and seems to expect me or her boyfriend to do it and i was busy and she just ignores it, even though its always for her.

same question

A customer moaning about prices in our shop. I pointed out to him that we're cheaper than all the other shops and that I'd happily walk into town to any similar shop and check. I offered to give him the item for free if I was wrong.

That always shuts the fuckers up.

Who was the last person who moaned at you?