sex scenes, my friend. but they're totally integral to the plot. whatever
it is.

"You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later, ASSHOLE."

but the assault is frustrated when the hero kicks your ass. to teach you a lesson, he cuts your nose off, so you're left looking like a pig with the nostrils forward, and he utters the climatic line.

the board calls you asshole?
bitchy board to nicfit

damn, at least let me handle the rising action!

consider it DONE.

I'll have my people talk to your people.

no worries, we'll crazyglue it all back on! it will be unnoticeable! i assure you!

yeah, she never liked me.

Okay, !@#$%, have wardrobe throw in an Omega timepiece and we're in business.

Yes please Jenn, handle this shit yo'. I just read about the sex scenes and the script can't have me doing old men. I only want to be made out to be the whore if I'm like a homo honey that turns all our gay boardies. (Porky first!)

Um, Kegmama, aren't you old, too?

"homo honey" is officially now the name of the movie.

BOTTOM LINE.

sorry man but the producer said no omega for you and they are casting someone else for the part

seems it works out for the best since I'm taking over the Bond role after Craig gives it up. I can't effectively play a homo, anyway.

WTF?! Older then you're used to since you seem to like them 18 & fresh. I've been told I'm like a fine wine...


That's the thing, you wouldn't have to 'play' one. It would be like real life...

Oh, I guess your pics just gave me the wrong impression. Sorry.

And what's wrong with liking 18 year olds, I ask you? Especially fresh ones! I liked them when I was 18 and I likes them now. You got a problem with that?

And for the record, no, I've never experienced the homosexual relations.

Damn. Someone please pass me some aloe for that burn...



Nothing is wrong with liking 18 yr olds. You're only considered a pedophile when they're younger than 18, right?!

this thread got weird.

I wouldn't know, never having had the pedophilia relations myself. I know it's a fun exercise around here for various disreputable characters to say I am because they're secretly jealous of a 50-plus-year-old good-looking guy who flirts with the younger gals around here, but seriously, I likes my womens used and mature, much like yerself.