And what did the Weather People (whatever the fuck they are called) say during Sharpiegate?

trolls want attention. ignore the bastards = enjoy quarantine

Nd7

maybe just need a new glass prescription
maybe glare

do some warm saltwater gargles. hypertonic solution is best.

Pf4.

I have to go to "work" soon. I'm bringing a small magnetic set, and the recorded position. If things are quiet, I'll kick your ass.

fingers crossed for all quiet on your NORAD observation post

Nc5

usa outbreak tracker

https://www.bing.com/covid/local/unitedstates

the curve shows no sign of bending and we have 8133 fatalities out of 299,861 confirmed cases right now

Nd6+. Spurts of activity at "work" today.

UFO sightings?

anyway Qxd6

Oh fuck!! :) I never expected that.

PxQ, fuck it.

obvious nxd3 is obvious

im eating yummy quarantine oatmeal

i think i could go vegan under some circumstances

just ordered some soy powder from amazon it's cheap and will probably taste like ass but necessity is the mother of desperation lmao

PxQ. Sigh....you are kicking my ass, but I'll fight on!!

Ooops. I meant PxN.

ok Nf6

yeah i thought the pxq twice and i thought it was meant rhetorically

Get in your own thread, you slags

Bb6. Just saw the Trump Covid Show. Holy fuck.

you think that's gonna work? CORONA YOSELF.

so how's it going over there? you still workin'? here residential construction carries on as essential, for now.

speaking of corona i read nawlins is taking it hard. apparently mardi gras was a big infester. did you bring such gifts back home or nah? silent carrier and what not. smaller numbers but double the death rate as nueva york. ffs.

I know, right?

WHY. you get off on pain or something?

and also, why are you possibly letting me castle? gotta check for traps first...

...

ok, Nd7

im sleepy might take a bit to post next move

oats = serotonin

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now time to say again something coronary:

i'm watching youtubes to learn to make mead. oh yeah....

k anyway big baby needs a short nap now

Bc7.

I wanted to watch How NOT To Hold A "Briefing".

the rule of this game is that we gotta say something coronary along with the move

otherwise, yeah, we're bogarting the thread.

what lies did he tell? i mean the main ones that could get more people sick not the regular (please don't let this turn into a trump thread).

Nc5

gonna start experimenting also with barley flakes. i thought they'd be as easy as oats but no! they take 20 minutes to cook lololol. a bit impractical...

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eta i'm a bit groggy after those carbs. they weren't even that many...

Fuck I'm dyin' here. Might resign soon. :)

Ra2.

That IG that he fired....the IG was DOING HIS FUCKING JOB. Of course, Trump doesn't see it that way, and that was a distracting part of this briefing.

oh yeah that wasn’t coronary so i’ll skip that for the nasty thread

here, a rating of grains per protein content:

https://tools.myfooddata.com/nutrien...on&list=Simple

Nxd3

i might start eating oats for dessert. solid choice for the upcoming famines.

jk jk, no famines. but a depression is coming.

g3.

And he droned on about the fucking untested cure again.

well there have been in vitro successes with chloroquine

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41422-020-0282-0

and it’s a well established antimalarial therefore cheap generic etc.

but from that to pharmaceutical application in vivo, who the fuck knows? fda recently authorized for hail mary cases. and there international tests going on right now and the fda recently authorized for hail mary cases.

it’s wrong to peddle false hopes though, and that’s how a huckster works, but you knew that. also a lot of patients who actually need it are suffering due to hoarding.

but let’s move on from that subject unless we’re going to discuss pharmacology, no?

Nc5

Rf1 to a1.

you have to say something corona related hahaha

i gotta shoot clash of clans bbiab

is anyone here prepping for the upcoming depression? or just fixating on politicians?

N7

i just went to look for oats online. high prices...

N7?? Wut?

sorry haha sleepy. b7

SPEAK CORONA.

Nb7, you know what i mean. ufff

Right, Nb7 you did.

Ra4.

Somehow I think many good things will come from this craziness. Not sure what they are though.

LARRY DAVID MAKING THIS VIDEO, FOR ONE THING

https://twitter.com/CAgovernor/statu...620332544?s=20

you gotta get creative

do you have a military exercise program for the confined? say if you’re stuck for months in a nuclear silo? im stuck in my apartment could use some ideas.

Bc5+

Kg2.

Lots of things stood down these days, people working from home. You can't get out for a walk eh? Middle of the night?

it’s a building, and i prefer not to because covidiots in the corridors plus many wannabe athletes sweating and spitting and sprinkling everywhere without masks.

i have an exercise bicycle and bodyweight exercises and a swiss ball and resistance bands right now.

looking more for specialzed knowledge you might have. i might order some pullup bars...

Bxd6

BxB. Fuck, I'm too distracted. Made some baaaad moves on this game. I'm better than this!! :)

You got books, music, film? I ain't no expert.

Order Proust's In Search Of Lost Time on amazon. A perfect project for the duration. :)

no, i meant some sort of military fitness program lolol

don’t they give you a manual in case you have to parachute over hanoi or something?

that’s what i wanna know. would be better if you were a submarine person though. i hear they eat a lot of ice cream lmao.

Nxd6

RxP.

Lol. Well, I am an ex-hardcore-runner, and now an ex-swimmer. I might be able to find a useful link for 30min "in place" sessions....

oh so you don't have some sort of secret kung-fu knowledge for one-finger pushups and that sort of thing?

Rb8

i'll stick to my resistance bands then. i had a trainer before the shit hit the fan but might investigate more on that front cuz already got them.