^^a secet crush I have on this buddy. not THAT secret anymore after I asked him to marry me

now it's not a secret anymore!

i'm flattered, thanks.

I still have a wedding ring hidden under my pillow, ready to hand it to you moments after a glorious romantic meeting in the pines.

^^thats what I wanted to hear!!!

by 15 i dont mean a bad thing
i just had this preconceived idea that you were really young

a mixture of your name and avatar i guess

i use to notice that we both have Al in our name, so we are in the list first.

make sure you wear the green thongs you promised me.

I stole his car.

I wear it everyday since I asked you



my avatar name is ooooold and ot far away from the 15 years when Ive sleected it, it should have been "alshabbaneybrey" but the old boards said its too long. I decided to take it over the new board, but I dont really like it. and sonic....dont fuck with him, its the brown one :)

and now i'm pretty sure it's the only Skoda Fabia driving around the Portland area ;)

Yes, and it's awkward having to drive on the opposite side of the road from everybody else as well, but I'm big on authenticity!

erm, here in Europe we drive on the same side of the road as you.
well except for the British, who have, in fact, a continent of their own.

I dig their threads/replies a lot of the time. top 5 posters.

also a very nice person, who never says something just for saying something.

astonishingly creative and friendly

Convinces me to make covers about really odd things

Damn, there's goes the explanation I was going to give in traffic court...

^^ i drink his posts.

I don't drink his posts^ or any posts for that matter...

It's not a secret that everyone has a crush on ploesj. It's also not a secret that she's NOT flattered, but she's actually plotting ways to entrap more in this crush as I type this. Probably with that evil dinosaur face and t-rex hands wreething in sinister delight.

I must admit that I don't know DeadDiscoDildo too well. I guess he's a nice person though

^^^he's a CCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ ZZZZYYYYYYYYY
parody thread maker.

He's my troll.

He's looking for trouble.

Generally.

^killed ^^ with a neapolitan knife

And what is a neapoliton knife exactly?

A font of utter cuntestry.

Glice is the queen of all cunts.

a neopolitian knife was like an eight bladed switch that the general carried when he tried to conquer europe. (none of this subdivision, i mean the whole continent)

Glice fucking usurped me again. this is goat shit..

^ requests backup, as in military allies so that once again peace may not be the chanched-bitch of a roll of a twelve sided death.

Just used the phrase 'this is goat shit', which is pretty much eternal indemnity in my eyes.

^ (Glice) is going to get knifed sometime in the next 3 yrs.

Epic knife threat win.

Call the cops!

I salute him

and while florya & friends sit on a river bank notiing trout....

glice crawls from the kitchen area where a hot pockets with broccoli and cheddar has been beeping for fourteen minutes, to the main hall where he, blood gazed and all, beholds three officers with twisted ivy etched and snarling / fanged grins; and a forth - clean shaven, shaking his head at the wounded victim. He should have wrote one more poem. He shakes his head while the others move in with palm & knee spattered blood prints.

"kill him boss," manages one.
"aye" gurgles a second.

but the boss turns and beckons them away. do you know who i am? he says. but they didn't they were just average hotshots on the fast track with a high repped sarge.
so he grinned an them with blood streaming out his eyes.
"I'm Papa Goulash."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkIgH2U3AY4

<silence on set>

yeah it is my goal to have as many strangers as possible drooling over me on the internet.

yay for great goals in life!

i better go get some sleep.

did a girl just trump my thread?

nevermind it must have been a miscalculation

carry on with the rest of it.