Squirrels are cool.

What was the last thing you drew, painted, sketched or ddodled?

Santa's head on pole.

Do you watch Idol (American Idol etc.)?

No.

What was the last board game you played? Did you win?

Trivial Pursuit. No.

Do you like Eddie Izzard?

He's OK.

What are your thoughts on lizards?

i suppose i would shove one up there. it's gotten kinda blocked up tho, need to flush it out, get some colonic tablets.

why am i so great?

because your honest.

what keeps you up at night?

caffeine, sex or friends

do you have colourful dreams?

i have been having really weird dreams recently, i wouldnt say colourful.

sweet or sour?

sweet

should i buy the new steve turner (new wave punk asshole), the fall outs record or a monkeywrench record?

the steve turner. monkeywrench are not good.

which film character scared you most as a child? (mie was the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang)

Ratigan from the Great Mouse Detective. I love(d) that movie.

Mice or rats?

mice are waaay too cuter. coincidence that you mention rats, last night i had a dream about rats flying and then they were doing backflips....

night or day?

Day for being nout and about, night for being at home. I don't really go out at night.

Bought anything nice lately?

Beer.

When was the last time you took a sauna-bath?

like 2 years?

are they still sharing out borat mustaches in cinemas when you see the movie?

I don't know. I don't care to see the movie.


What was the last good movie you watched?

Divine Intervention.

Have you ever felt that the hand of some higher power might have intervened in your life?

No, sir.

Are you religious? Spiritual?

i move to the grove and eat to the street.

why is schizophrenia taking me home?