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gast30 12.09.2011 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
that man can see the future! makes you look apebrained by comparison.

no iq!


^^ !@#$% that man can see the future?

what can you see?
findout soon cause we are already in the future
and maybe win a mobile phone
so when you have serious problems we can call god


 




like in japan:
japan:- god fukushima is exploded
god: those geniususus of the nucliar lobby have build the nucliarplant in the safest place on earth
japan: yeah we genius god, we know, we already had big lessons of radiactive with the a*bom
god: you people sure are learning from the past
japan: thank you god
god: no problem, in your fantasy you think i'm going to solve all the problems, i'm only fiction, no thanks your welcome

end conversation with god

floatingslowly 12.09.2011 09:16 PM

the new
world
has
no
3

EVOLghost 12.09.2011 09:21 PM

 

Murmer99 12.09.2011 09:59 PM

lol

Pelle 12.10.2011 01:57 AM

Motörhead was awesome last night. Got Mikkey Dees drumstick

raindrop 12.10.2011 02:13 AM

I want to kill my mother.

EVOLghost 12.10.2011 02:23 AM

today was a crazy night. Smoked a blunt, two doods pass the eff out. we continued to cheef throughout the night. When we drop off the two lazy doods at a gas station right next to the train station, they got picked up by the cops. We just left. Sucks for those doods. THey were holdin' too. What's funny too was that they were asking the driver if he could drop them off earlier(2 hours earlier, and the train station was 5 blocks away)...

floatingslowly 12.10.2011 08:37 AM

he stumbled, again, but this time managing to catch himself before the fall.

"that's my Cock", I said; his fingers squeezing as if he were judging a large vegetable.

he continued to look at me, puzzled.

"my Dick. you have my Dick in your Hand and you're sqeezing it".

blank drunken stare. the Hand falls back to his side.

"I mean, I don't know you very well, perhaps you should buy me dinner and a movie".

he sits down next to his woman, a bored looking future hausfrau.

they both spend the rest of the evening sullen and deflated, pondering the nature of this latent homosexual display.

my cruel laughter rings over the pulse and throb of hyperdelic music.

good times.
 

gast30 12.10.2011 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
 


^^ EAR-RINGS i said NO

no grandmastyle in tha future

gast30 12.10.2011 08:55 AM

flowting do you shave your balls?

like i read your evil story
and thought
you can be a better person in real life

when the man was squezing your penis
you should say in a polite way: - Would you be carefull please, i have a sensitive skin.
And then try to cheer his wife with: -Madame i shaved my balls if there is ANYTHING i could do for you to make you smile again, just say it.

these online lessons in politness are for free flowtinslowly

probably 1% of the free things online on the internet

gast30 12.10.2011 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raindrop
I want to kill my mother.

too bad
the prison is in the way lol

i read somewhere that prisons stops people from killing other peoples
it's not always true but ...

it's this planet where i'm born in
with these medieval ape power structures from here to africa

floatingslowly 12.10.2011 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
free things online on the internet


would you be my swami life-guru?

I won't shave my balls, but I'll listen intently and nod in all the appropriate places; just like a real person does.

gast30 12.10.2011 09:28 AM

lol swami-life guru
yeah but only till you reached an IQ of 130
and then ..

the way is open
the future near

gast30 12.10.2011 09:30 AM

my puplis must leave into the future of an IQ of 130

like the ninjas leave there childeren alone in the forest
to see who is born ... to be a ninja

gast30 12.10.2011 09:31 AM

if you don't understand my words that is no problem
evolution don't understand either

gast30 12.10.2011 09:35 AM

euhhh have to be at work over an hour
and be back late at night

time to stuff some food in tummy
get my clothes back from the launderette

+ full moon tonight

floatingslowly 12.10.2011 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
lol swami-life guru
yeah but only till you reached an IQ of 130
and then ..

the way is open
the future near


lol 130. that's basement level mindfunction.

futurebrain, why do you waste such geniusrhythms on a boring old place like the past?

why are you not out with the galactic ovenclouds of sun birthings???

the stars are calling. they're calling collect. they're calling for you.

gast30 12.10.2011 05:02 PM

i know i'm wasting mass energy here on .. things
have great artprojects ready
gonna take some time to finish them ..3780 it will be finished

gast30 12.10.2011 05:13 PM

the reason is my indipendent life
need to pay rent and stuff
need to go to work

and for that i need to use some part of my brain
the otherpart of my brain is resting like a bear in a wintersleep lol

gast30 12.10.2011 05:41 PM

i'm flying now with my zeppelin to NY
have a jamsession in the electric ladyland studio's
and then move towards LA


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