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i came here to laugh at the same thing

at some point trumpo will have to hire mephistopheles in the flesh (and i don't mean ted cruz, i mean the mythical mephistopheles), but no amount of "messaging" is gonna fix his presidency

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eta i was just thinking the other day how he threatened to cut off berkeley's federal grants, like a banana republic tyrant. what ever happened to that scheme?

there's enough comedy here to fill a jonathan swift satire, but seeing how reality is stranger than fiction, and this is actually happening, reality is not funny at all.

okay maybe very funny if i choose to detach completely ha ha ha ha

pass the nitrous oxide!

but seriously. fearing the impeachment. pence could pass *a fuckton* of horrible legislation if he becomes preznit.

i hope 2018 is the year democrats get their shit together

the pendulum can't swing back fast enough for me on this one

And the NY Post actually LIKES Trump...

Hah. We're both a bit egocentric, eh?

Must spread rep and all that...

Fuck me, the guy had to be ESCORTED OUT? This is just too fuckin' good...

I just needed a quick win of a thing to say to feel like I participated somehow :D

This made me say "Holy shit."

The Fox News Channel and a wealthy supporter of President Trump worked in concert under the watchful eye of the White House to concoct a story about the death of a young Democratic National Committee aide, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday.



http://www.npr.org/2017/08/01/540783...ake-news-story

Top story on Google News already:

https://news.google.com/news/story/d...M?ned=us&hl=en

He's the gift that keeps on giving:

Harvard Accidentally Listed Anthony Scaramucci As Dead, Completing a Trifecta of Snags

Oh, I meant "we" literally. Because we both thought he was yelling at us.

Or maybe you knew that, and you're saying I'm the only self-centered one, because you were just saying stuff to say stuff.

:eek:

I'll claim you accurate so that we're in the same boat and not alone :)

I recommend watching as much as possible of Sarah Huckabee-Sabders' press briefings. She brought up Urianium One yesterday, and said, "If you want evidence of collusion, look no further than Clinton" (which is, hilariously, kind of exactly what everyone is doing in a way, though not the way she would prefer).

She's chastising reporters en masse for supporting a "false narrative" of Russia collusion, and deflecting substantive questions about possible trans legislation by threatening to shut briefings down.

It's really something to watch her slide into this role as presidential apologist. She's malleable and loyal and a great tool for a tool like Trump. Pin her down on a subject, and she'll throw you a red herring and accuse you of trying to undermine the "great work" of this "great president."

Also, watching the never ending cascade of angry and laughing emojis that steam across the page when the briefings are on Facebook live is nothing short of delicious.

I usually watch her streaming on a right-wing youtube channel. "Based Patriot" is a particularly ugly one. "Golden State Times" too.

The running commentary on the side is amazing. She flat-out lies or dodges or attacks the press and the crowd laps it up. Eye opening stuff.

It hasn't even started yet and there are some bits of gold in the comments:

kkk consists of about 100 federal agents creating racism where it doesn't exist

Legion​Bar is just another low IQ libtard

These reporters won't ask anything worth anything. Just try to catch Sarah in a lie which they won't. All they do is ask the same crappy question that don't matter

​liberal fruitcakes love anything that's wrong

​CNN IS GEORGE SOROS BITCH

POTUS ❤ FLOTUS

​if you listen you can hear the reporters colluding to tag team her.

CNN = bad cuz George Soros? Ad hominem fallacy. Just like Bezos and the Post.

The funniest thing is, we "librards" (love that nickname, by the way) actually DON'T love it when things are going wrong. We fucking hate it, just like everyone else who's even a wee bit invested in the future of their country. And the reporters are "just trying to do (their) job" the same way Sanders argues that Trump is. Really, that's it. Competitive ass job market, legitimate positions with AP affiliated outlets are hard to Fucking come by. Many of these folks, even in the press pool, are probably fearful about their job security, and are simply trying to ask good questions and get good answers, so they don't get swapped out for a younger staffer.

Most probably make 40k/year tops.

And nobody wants to gang bang SHS. Nobody. The poor thing is fearful about her OWN job, and with good reason. But she gets to be fearful on -- what was it? -- $130k/year before the promotion?

Her defenders are gross. No hope for the human race with cousin-fuckers like whoever said what you're quoting out there, causing mayhem.

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they talking about

yeah...

nuclear war

yeah...

it's a motherfucker, don't you know

if they push that button, yo ass gotta go

I BLAME TESLA

Fascinating...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-0...-supporter-8-m

"Internet sleuths discovered a CNN report on Occupy Wall St. from five years ago submitted by “CNN Assignment Editor Jason Kessler.” Same guy?"

"Nothing smells right about any of this. In fact, Lee Stranahan has connected the “Unite the Right” rally to an identical Neo-Nazi movement in Ukraine supported by John McCain and Hillary Clinton."