a cold a week or so ago.

what are you reading?

This board! No, sorry Surveillance by Jonathan Raban.

What's your favourite film?

dont know

i have a test in 5 minutes, should i study?

No. Chill.

Have you ever had an 'inappropriate' fantasy about a close family member?

No,

you?

christ no.

whats more annoying than when people answer dont know to these questions? (if you do it now your a fucker)

uh, when someone drips liquid all over the kitchen floor and doesn't wipe/dry it or when someone leaves a floater in the toilet and doesnt flush it...yeah

music of the future: noise, ambience, or electronica?

hardcore country.

have you ever met a girl with silicone implants?

laugh manically and run screaming from the room. or just agree with everything they say to get the conversation over with.

do i coma across as a total misanthrope?

its 'misanthrope' (i had to look it up), and yes, you do...

isn't 'milquetoast' the best word ever?

no. squash is.

do you think acupuncture works?

i dont know, but this old drunk guy i used to play volleyball with would swear that it did.

hate worse: cold feet or cold hands?

hands. mine are perpetually cold.

are all the best ones gay or married?

You should fuck right off.

The war on terror or the war on error?

terror on war

shovel to face?

The war on terror. Us americans are errorless

KY Lubricant or Vaseline?

Vaseline has all sorts of uses.

Do you consider yourself to be image-conscious?

in some ways i guess i am, but i would not say i was fickle.

will all these annoying posts get taken away?

i hope not.

why, you hate anyoing posts?

they are tedious.

favourite sweets as a kid?