i'll make a song about ... how much it hurts not to have sex with you
not to be misunderstood
only wanna say making a baby with sucha beautifull woman is the MAX

euuhh, no forget about that

i'm gonna do fucking nothing
you woman are not gonna get sex from me
forget about it sweety
in your dreams

i'm going to enjoy myself in nature
there i can enjoy myself for years and years

goodbye everyone i'm going to leave everthing and live barefoot in the woods
wait, no it's winter

over a few months then :p

i never ever ever going to come back

I lived in SLC for 2 very long years. On a positive note, it had a great punk/hardcore scene. Seriously. This was 1990/91 though. Things may be different. Nirvana came through there before they broke as the opening act for the Melvins!!!

oh! you ever watch this?




the only want to move me to slc would be to march me there at gunpoint btw.

Oh, yes. I love that movie.

Thank you. I'd love to. Keep me posted on your plans.

I remember seeing the Melvins gig poster on some telephone pole or something in downtown SLC, with "Nirvana" in smaller type beneath the Melvins promo shot. I went to my favorite punk record store and asked the owner, Mark, I think his name was, who this Nirvana was. I'd heard of the Melvins, and Mark knew I'd just picked up Ozma there a week or so ago. "Oh, they're just one of those Seattle hair bands," Mark said. "But all the kids around here are more into the Melvins."

Out of curiosity I went over to the bins and chose to buy the Bleach LP. That was only about 9 months before Nevermind.

What? He doesn't think you're good enough for a dirty old man like me?

you don't have old people in germany? :eek:

anyway, you could tell your bro this:

"our real father wasn't the milkman-- it was an american spy, and i found him on maury povich"

lol

I'll introduce myself: "The name's Bond. James Bond."

I think she means "know" in another sense. You know.

1/2 eaten, I'll be sure to be well into my workout routine by then, i.e., all muscle and sinew.

Okay, I'm not doing the father routine. That's out. It's "the older spy who loves me" or nothing.

As in, running me over with your bodily contact, i.e., hugs and kisses, not an actual vehicle. Right?

Because an actual vehicle would be too much like a bad James Bond moive. We need to be more subtle.

All right! Count me in.

What. This sounds bad. Nothing was open?

I'd go crazy. Food is a priorty for me.

tutti frutti
that's how i'll call my future girlfriend lol

don't understand spanish sorry