the warnings on cigarettes in the UK are the BEST!

Haha. I like the ones that say "smoking can harm your unborn child" or, "smoking cigarettes causes impotence". It makes me feel better about smoking. Like, it's ok for me to do it.

the slow and painful death one is about the most hilarious thing i've ever seen in my life

the one on the right is good!!!!

i'll smoke to that

Haha, is that third one you? Two more x's on the nipples to look like Wendy O'Williams, I'm afraid. You can do it.

ha ha-- fuck no! i don't look at all like that

i just googled "freaky children" & then "creepy guy" & stuff started popping up.

Whoops. Yeah, I had a feeling you didn't look that way...

And you were JUST writting about all the corpses you enjoying neckin' with.

Off colour.

I have kissed my father, after he died. I have kissed the cheek of my ex-wife's grandmother, a fabulous lady, as she lay in state.

I guess I ought to go to hell.

I'm sorry for your loss.

i can swear i've seen this person before...