Clerks

Wide or College ruled

college

rats or mice

Mice

blackberry or iphone

iphone

pull out or cumshot

pullout

misery or misogyny

misery. if ur a misogynist ur def miserable.

optimist or pessimist?

pessimist

germs or worms?

worms

I've fallen and I can't get up or where's the beef

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Colin or Ryan

umm ryan.

ugg boots or crock shoes?

crock boots


mustache or sideburns

Hmmm that really depends...

Ill go for Mustache.

soaked or dried out?

soaked

next thread

2012 or 2013?

2012

Headache or heartburn?

headache


Sonic
or
Youth?

(Amusing derailment or staying on topic?)

Sonic. Youth are for kids.

Small, painful pimple or large, painless pimple?

Small, painful pimple

zombie or robot

Robot, it won't try to eat me...




right boob or left boob.

right boob

it's over the heart haaaa haaa haaa

no okay left

pisspot

sour creme or creme fraiche?

say itttttttt