Toss.

Why does a sandwich made with grated cheese seem to taste better than a sandwich made with sliced cheese?

i disagree. sliced cheese for me, its less messy too.

idea of perfect happiness?

viagra
edit: :)

prose or poetry?

Poetry at its best wins hands down, especially 17th century. Or Dylan Thomas.

What river is nearest your home?

Thames

Who's your favourite sportsperson?

Wasim Akram

Your least favourite fruit?

edit: Favourite fruit^
What transport are you using to move around?

EDIT (having realised that there is no such thing as a Sharapova fruit): Pomegranate

What's the nicest thing you've done for someone else this week?

I got them drunk
Techno or house?

Techno

Why do my fingers have so much trouble hitting the correct keys on the keyborad?

You tell me.
Sausage or peri peri chicken?

neither, i am vegetarian.

idea of perfect happiness?

playing loud music
what's the last best thing that happened to you?

Getting my mixtape and having all afternoon to anticipate listening to it.

Isn't it wonderful that John Terry's going to be the new England captain?

I couldn't care less but i'm happy for you sonicl
Who's the mistery mixtaper?

If he knew, it wouldn't be a mystery.

Barbie or Cindy?

But mine wasn't.
Barbie gets all the attention so i'll give mine to Cindy

barbie

what do your parents do?

fuckall.

when did you last vomit?

My mom teaches second grade and my dad just retired as a clerk at the post office....he didn't kill anybody though.

Paper or plastic?

Edit: Fuck it.

...

<*~*> look at him.

Plastic all the way.

What will the neighbours say?

they are at it again.

french tickler or cock ring?

french tickler.

haydenasche or daycare nation?

haydenasche

Top or bottom?

Bottom

Would you like to go supersize?

I already have.

Adam & The Ants or Bow Wow Wow?

adam

radiohead or heroin?

radiohead.
salt or pepper.

Radiohead yes please (concert tomorrow)

regarding the subject:

OK Computer or Kid A?

Heroin without a doubt(No choice there as listening to Radiohead would make me want to shoot smack on a regular basis)

Loop or Spacemen 3?

To see live, Loop

Do you moisturise?

Of course.
The Byrds or The Seeds?

The Byrds

Robert Walser or Alfred Jarry

Alfred Jarry. Anyone who helped give Pere Ubu their name is fine by me.

When were you last naked in a public place (changing rooms don't count)?

I don't strip in public.
goodspeedyou black emperor or third eye foundation?

Third Eye Foundation.

Curry or gravy?

gravy
violin or viola?

Bill.
sex or violence?