LOL!
Kid sells his kidney for iPhone and iPad...

http://gizmodo.com/5899739/chinese-k...-renal-failure

^^ still i need to think if i would go to bed with her
no
the answer is NO

Why not? Because she has a little facial hair.

You do know that happens to women, right?

Haven't you ever seen your mother shave?

small tits
too small

no my mother is a sick ugly potatoe

You can't put yr dick in tits, son.

Actually, disregard that. You can. I have.

uhuhm
ok as you are more experienced in these
i'll follow your advise
unless the woman ask it herself tha'isss
ha ha ha

Mama
Say That You Love
Me.
Say It!!!!!!

don't bring me up to the piont that i break up into tears

They do ask, gast. They beg.

:( bou hou hou mammy
why is life so cruel?
WHY?

but would you take long walks on the beach with her
while holding hands
and also go to the movies

those woman
they don't want sex anymore these days
they want tv-lookelikes
and then they write down on datingsites
that they look for guys that look like Vin Diesel or other hollywood hunks

bla bla bla

i'm a nice person i don't discriminate anyone
yes i could be nice to her like to everyone else
tha'isss

after the stone age and now computer age
i really hope that there will be cool girls walking around on the planet
making it worth to be here
if not
so be it
i'm still in paradise

thank god I'm a TV look_alike.

Seriously. I'd be useless if I wasn't pretty.

all that is ugly will get nowhere in life

not you
you pretty face
there is a future waiting for you