...wait. that was relevant.

DAMN IT!!!!

"lookin for a kiss" = awesome

Ha ha ha......awesome.

my new favorite drink is a shot of baileys + whiskey.

also, i'm playing for the first time out of town tomorrow, i'm going 7 hours away for the gig.

I'm a bit scared coz I keep finding suspicious resemblances with an ex of mine in pics of girls on here.

??

ha ha hah aaa! I had a blonde gf once, but she didn't look like that at all :p.

My throat, lungs, etc. is all inflamed from a flu/cold I had over three weeks ago. Every time I cough (which is often) it feels like the spear of destiny is being jabbed in my side. Doc gave me an inhaler but that ain't doing shit. Also got this device to pass warm salt water across my sinuses to clear em out. A very temporary help.

I really want to stop coughing.

are there blonde girls in Italy too? wow,... wow :D

When a funny friends of yours who barely knows sonic youth sends you a mail with a
washing machine live video link, make sure you check the actual link before opening it or getting your hopes up.

I must say, straight porn is really good.

if by good you mean hilarious and absurd

i hate to see balls swinging and cocks spurting

women on women FTW

ewwwwwww balls

The mind is for seeing, the heart is for hearing. (Egyptian proverb)


The following article appeared a month ago. Everybody in the street bought a copy of the paper with a picture of the girl who turned into a kangaroo because her mother had thrown the Koran in her face. The men in the coffee shop around the gallery discussed it and wondered why all the Americans soldiers hadn't turned into kangaroos or monkeys after stepping on the Koran. "Because they're American," someone replied. What follows is a transcript of the article as it was published.

Arab Girl Turns Into A Terrifying Animal By God's Almighty Will!!
A very peculiar girl has appeared in one of the Arab countries, Yemen to be precise. She has the body of a female, complete with reproductive system, but she has the face of a kangaroo, which gives her a horrifying appearance. Rumors have spread across town that this girl was born this way because her mother blasphemed against the Holy Qur'an before having intercourse, so God deformed the child in this image. But what is strange is that this is not the only girl of her kind in the world. As a matter of fact, an Australian hospital has announced that another girl who looks like her was born in the hospital. This look-alike girl was the result of sexual intercourse between a 17-year-old Australian virgin girl and a kangaroo, an animal which inhabits the Australian woods, which is where the girl was taking a walk when she saw the kangaroo with which she had sex. The result was a baby girl born in the shape of a kangaroo.

It is worth noting that some of the media posted the rumor on several websites, reporting that this image is that of an Egyptian girl whose mother threw the Qur'an in her face so that she turned into this abnormal animal. However there is no proof of this animal's existence in Egypt, and all we can say is "Allah is truly almighty."