i have eczema.

you should try rubbing some Qur'an on it.

I rubbed the Q'uran, Bible, and Torah all up in my ass crack, shmeared them with shit for I had just shat and not wiped, and now my balls are as large as two ruby red grapefruits in a burlap sack.

hahahahahahhahahah!

^compelling red-x! :p


maybe you should have tried wiping the other way, shit balls.

how dare you besmirch the power of soiled holy scripture?

5 years today.

5 fucking years.

over 4000 dead (official)

over 3 thousand US military suicides which are NOT counted among official death toll

untold other thousands die from wounds later on which are also not cunted on official death tolls

this war has been fought for 5 fucking years, this JOKE of a war, with RESERVISTS.

Wow, that is really high.....believable, but high.


Anybody ever watch Intervention on A&E?? Did anyone see the one a few weeks back about the alcholoic who was over in Iraq? He didn't even used to really drink, but know he drinks like a handle of vodka every day....he is really fucked up.

It was also really good how they showed how he can't get a decent job since he came home. His dad said, "You can't put down on a resume that you killed people." That is so true and the military advertises themselves on tv and in magazines as something that will let you get this amazing job once you get out of the service......not that it doesn't ever happen, but fuck.


Anyways, fuck 'a unnecessary war.

I shaved off half my hair (on my head) yesterday. for kicks. always wanted to.

it feels bizarre but nice.

[obligatory post] pics plz [/obligatory post]

us soldiers who chose to do what they do

how about 1,189,173 iraqis dead

read that figure a few times in your head

ha

yeh later. Im going to dye it today so maybe after that.

oi oi oi?

its not a fucking skin head or punk do, ts goth okay.

Im going to have to explain this so many times to people arent I. I hope I dont get fired from starbux.

My brother cut off half his hair once, and people said it looked like Rosie O'Donnel's haircut at the time.

if anyone says that to me Im going to slap them in the face.

Luckily, Rosie has a "normal" do these days, and is relatively under the radar.

dear Richard Bachman, I wish you weren't dead. RAGE was ace. THE LONG WALK kicks asses. THE RUNNING MAN is the shit. ROADWORK totally fucking rocks.
You were speaking the truth boldly and you'll be sorely missed.

my coffee pot just assploded all over my desk, the floor and my foot.

it was full of fresh hot stuff.

I think it's time to go back to bed.