psh yeah i wish, i can feel my ass bones when i sit down.

....boobies?

:rolleyes:

how'd you guess?

i'm none too pleased but someone else living here in the palace is...

It was the way you phrased the sentence - well that and my evil mind :D ;)

Well, if Mr Cantanky gets too "hands-on" with you, you can always set Harry on him :D

Boobies breasts jugs funbags bristols funpuppies chesties norks titties
*ends Tourette's Syndrome outburst*

Steady on, I nearly choked on my jaffa cake there.

oh i don't mind that...:p

they're just annoying as hell!

"She's on the Highweay to Breast Hell
Highway to Breast Helllllll!"

way ahead of you on that one.

fuckin a. i've yet to see this one!

Holy knockers batman!

those are some jugs.

mommy?

Shh, do you want demonrail asking you for your mum's picture again?

your mom's hotter.

Obviously fake. They're like, conjoined.

yeah no shit.
though they are mesmerizing.

She looks way too much like someone I know. Minus the enormous tits.

Yes I noticed her face. Shut the fuck up.

^^^ I actually have this film at Melly Towers (I bought it off some Dutch fuckwit).

russ meyer used to pay for his actresses to get surgery. particularly kitten natividad

I dunno which color I should paint my nails: black or maroon...

i painted my toenails mermaid colour earlier..
well that was nice of him.

Awwwww



They're snuggle buddies

^^^Awwwwww! This thread just got way cuter.

i just accidentally a coke bottle. :(

is this bad?

I just accidentally super nintendo.

is this bad?

I guess those rats are semi-lickable.

For sure they are.

Look how white Kenny is, that's clean.

Ok now that's getting racist, but I get your point.

Hahaha, if you knew me at all you would definitely know that I'm not racist ;)

I know this is irrelevant here, but wouldn't it be relevant in a current thread?

MELLY YOU CUNT. YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER UPLOAD THAT.

So are you the one on the left or the right?

Animals are too cute. I love them

Everything in this thread becomes relevant.

demonrail666 avatar rules.