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!@#$%! 03.06.2008 12:37 AM

it is true, i had this deam where i fucked madonna. we were going at it really good.

we were on our sides and my left hand was on her hips and we were rocking and rolling smooth but hard.

✌➬ 03.06.2008 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
it is true, i had this deam where i fucked madonna. we were going at it really good.

we were on our sides and my left hand was on her hips and we were rocking and rolling smooth but hard.



EEWWW.

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
EEWWW.


take that, for posting your own gross descriptions online, ha ha ha ha ha ha

✌➬ 03.06.2008 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
take that, for posting your own gross descriptions online, ha ha ha ha ha ha


Whatever, suck my left one.

pbradley 03.06.2008 01:00 AM

If I had a dream of banging Madonna, it would probably end up with me shrinking and falling through her tooth gap which then turns into a horrible Alice In Wonderland abyss until I wake up in a cold sweaty fear.

Dead-Air 03.06.2008 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

One of the most blatant examples of this, in my cuntish opinion, is the "What are you listening to?" thread.

I would cut off my left tit if there were some way to prove that the majority of people post on that thread for any reason other than to self-importantly crow, "Look! Look what I'M listening to! It's a B-side! I bet YOU'VE never heard it! Did you know I was that obscure? Did you know I was into such hardcore experimentalism? Well, I am. And I bet you're not. I bet YOU don't own this album. Am I avant-garde? Am I? Am I?" Why else are you posting on that thread? Do you really give a good goddamn what I'm listening to? Of course not, you're listening to your own music. Do people typically respond to other people's posts on that thread? Of course not, because they're barely even reading them; they are far too concerned with posting their own brand of advertising.


Hmm. Or it might be that people post about the music they are into to make new friends with similar tastes, and turn friends they already made on to things they might like.

Of course it's so much more trendy and post-modern to have a paranoid self-righteous conspiracy theory about how other people can't possibly be enjoying themselves (or god damn it don't deserve to, because I have so much angst!) by sharing what they are into with potentially like-minded individuals, so nevermind. "Look, I'm not trendy, because I called you trendy!" How original.

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
Whatever, suck my left one.

you wish, bitch boy

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you wish, bitch boy


That's witch for you, cocksucker. :p

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
That's witch for you, cocksucker. :p


cocksucker?

that's your thing.

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
cocksucker?

that's your thing.



no, I am Deepthroat.

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
no, I am Deepthroat.


same difference

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:16 AM

No, there is a difference. You get more satisfaction, from a deepthroat.

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
No, there is a difference. You get more satisfaction, from a deepthroat.


now it's my turn to say ewwww.


but i'll have my revenge


CI-CI-CICCONE!!

 



CI-CI-CICCONE!!

 


CI-CI-CICCONE!!

 


✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
now it's my turn to say ewwww.


but i'll have my revenge


CI-CI-CICCONE!!

 





Hot!

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:21 AM

I only say that, cause she is naked. And naked women turn me on.

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
I only say that, cause she is naked. And naked women turn me on.


lies, bitch, lies.

you so love beefcake, and beefcake only.

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
lies, bitch, lies.

you so love beefcake.


No, I am serious, I have a serious hard-on.

Take that.

!@#$%! 03.06.2008 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
No, I am serious, I have a serious hard-on.

Take that.


ha ha ha ha.

sure-- anyone can make those claims.

you just want beefcake. enough of your lies.

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:26 AM

The only difference, mine is true.

✌➬ 03.06.2008 01:26 AM

Anyways, how are you tonight?


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