Daytona>all other beaches in the US that I've been to. Which basically means I can walk around and make fun of a more diverse cross-section of people. This sentence is irrelevant.


I had to get a damn SC Driver's license too to get insurance. I only have to keep it for like 10 months though. Then, I've got to switch all the stuff back, gladly.

to tell you the truth, i've never had contact with real hicks in my life.

being a hotel with beach access is cool, but some parts just are plain nasty.

Yeah, we've got lost in the Daytona area a lot. As in swamp lost.

yuck. on your next visit, stick to ocean walk and the huge hotel area. or just go to st augustine.

i'm half-asleep. night, guys.

We usually confine ourselves to Ocean Walk, but my dad insists on going fishing and driving to out of the way places. Thankfully we haven't been in a few years. That doesn't spare me the memories of the other 8 or so times.

Getting lost in swampy Daytona Beach areas suck. I always here that song from Deliverance every time it happens to me.

And Josh - at least you don't have to be asked "isn't Wyoming in Canada" every time someone sees your tags. :(

Ignorant hicks. Wyoming is clearly part of South Kadota which is right by New Hamster.

I hear that song every time I get lost in a heavily forested area. period.

Yeah, and they should know that we don't know their language since we speak Canadanese, and we use apples for currency.
Jerks.

SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGAY. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

People who have never seen that movie always want to know why I look scared when I hear dueling banjos.

Cars run on maple syrup there too, if I'm not mistaken.

People who have never seen that movie have probably not seen it for a good reason. I wish I could un-see it, then maybe I wouldn't be so afraid of banjos in general.

Cars? We're still using horse+buggies. And what's elascticity? Electiciry? Electically? Oh fuck it.

Un-seeing it would be preferable.

Wait wait wait....hold up....are you Amish?

Nah, just Wyomingese.

I laughed really hard because I thought that said "Wyomingeese" at first.

Haha. Wyomingeese.

Watching some special on the History Channel about how Yellowstone is gonna completely explode any day now and destroy the states of Wyoming, Montana and Idaho has convinced me that maybe there is a god.

olympics is onnnn

The History Channel is turning into a scare-tactic zone. If I watched it more than I already do, I'd be living in a bunker away from all coasts, fault-lines, or flat open areas. Too much stuff on mega-natural disasters for my blood. What ever happened to ancient history or past events? Not that fact that the entire US can split apart or sink into the sea at any moment.

The History Channel has always been a scare-tactic zone. They have SO many specials about all these different ways natural disasters can happen at any given place and any given moment in time, and by god, it has made me afraid of almost anything to be afraid of. If an asteroid struck the atlantic ocean, Florida would be fucked. Hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, mudslides, evolution, preditorial animals... it's like the History Channel = the Discovery Channel now.

And on that note I'm tired as fuck and passing out. Night folks

Ugh, that Blayne looks well annoying - I'd give him a good molesting then kill the fool. I love Kelli's tats, and she looks like one cool chick.

I haven't bothered about the Olympics at all - I just want to see the weightlifting rounds, so I can play my 4-yearly "guess how pumped full of steroids he is" competition.

Ultra-camp and bitchy queens just make me want to spit blood and kill - me and the porkmaster are in total agreement on this point....my sister and niece are big fans of Project Runway (they get it here on the UK version of the Fox Network - Sky One - but I'm sure they don't get to see the same brand new episodes at the same time as you guys and gals in the States).

There is a real grace about female gymnasts, isn't there? Do you remember all the scandal about the Eastern Bloc/Soviet female gymnasts who competed in the 80's Olympics? Their talent and dedication was incredible, but the way they were treated bordered on child abuse - horrifying and upsetting stuff to read about...

Leeann is my fav (although she will need to be a bit more assertive if she wants to survive)
http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runwa...esigner=leanne

Happy Mothers Day to all the Costa Rican mothers on the board.

nicfit, you're being talked about.

:eek:???

- i'm hung over
- lol at the honesty box message i got on facebook: "id fuck you in the back of a porno theater"

Hi Cantanky! I take your hangover was all in a good cause?
Re Honesty Box comment - it's nice to know that some people still have that old-fashioned class - chivalry is not dead, after all :p

i'm not that hungover. i discovered that i still can't drink vodka though. i took a shot and almost threw up in the shower.

hahaa. i don't mind being told what to do. well by certain people. actually one person. but that's a story for...well not even for another day, probably for never.

Oh no, such a shame about the vodka. Looks like it's tequila all the way for you, me matey ;)

Yes, save the story for your autobiography (titled: "Fuck You, Man!")

I've finally got over doing "The Exorcist" impressions, but still feel pretty monged out. However, I'm celebrating with a can of Kronenbourg, so all's well here at Melly Towers :)

I've just found this unbelievably rare and fucking AMAZING late 60's Texan psych-rock LP - am listening now, and it's really something. Expect a PM with a "present" sometime soon....

Is all OK with your cat now, BTW?

Good news, this new, adorable, italian Illyquore could become the official substitute for kahlua in my diet:

I'll buy a vodka and try the white russian test.

i keep thinking they're saying first place vagina on tv but they are actually saying first place for china

nice! thank you!

oh yeah my cat is normal again. it's his birthday :p he's 7

Aww. My kitty just turned 7 too.

Happy birthday Harry. Have yourself a big plate of deli ham!

http://www.myspace.com/youmedrbenway

listen to some tracks me and a friend recorded

FUCKjkshdflkgjld

I dunno why I just typed that.

^^^Ah no worries - you were just saying "Happy Birthday" to your cat.

now worries! we won't tell!

Yay! for finding a lost pair of jeans while packing!

something like that.