no no, this guy is who i thought of.

im back and more powerful than ever

LOL

More emo stuff:

I feel flattered that I look like some actor.

this is called "cantankerous does an absurd model shot complete with a flash"

i'm so good looking. i should do one with a record over each tit. i may have.

I'm not going to lie. You are probably the best looking person I've ever seen.

thanks.

you know, now that my bangs have grown out a little bit i think they look better.

You are pretty Cantankerous, are you going to New York to be the next Gia?

minus the aidz.

remember just a few weeks ago when i looked like i escaped from the crazy ward?

45s or LPs?

probably 45s since my tits aren't as big as they were due to weight loss that only diesel knows how to explain.

Not to be mean, but you need to get out more. HAHA.

Right on, so you are really thinking of modeling, or just bullshitting? Either way you should go for it.

does it bother you that there are no hot girls in australia norma j?



i'm just bullshitting you. i'm probably just going to get a job in another record store.

Typing HAHA in all caps does not make your joke funny, cuntforbrains.

I see, I just can't wait till I fucking move over there, next year.

maybe you'll see me around. you might get confused because my hair will probably be a different color though.