New York can't stand Malaria.

Bed or Porn?

Bed.

How many 2007 calendars do you have?

none. (didnt you get loads?)

do desperate times call for desperate measures?

Yes and no

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we were all yellow like the Simpsons?

i was once, teriible liover problem it was.

do you like your own name? and if you where to change it what would you change it too?

I always liked my brothers named better than mine, Kamran vs. Bari (me) but I actully have begun to like my name now.

Isn't my cat the cutest thing in the wyrld! Yes she is! Mmmm Kittens..

Cute kitty but mine r cuter.

Who's in for a circle jerk?

I don't think so, if that' OK with you.

What was the last thing you filled in an application form for?

School. We had to fill one in during economics class. It was really depressing cause I couldn't come up with 5 good qualities about myself. So I made them up.

Name 3 good qualities about yourself!

i'm fair, laid-back, and peaceful.

Brian Wilson, love him or just dont care?

love him.

ever find anything exiting?

exciting? yes. wonderful music, wonderful women, large surf, driving fast, sliding on snow down a steep hill, jumping from a tall point into a body of water....

Yes, Panda Bear (of Animal Collective) is the heir apparent of Brian Wilson, and will surpass him (in brilliance) with his next album (due in March [and leaked now for the weak-minded]), or no? or was that incoherent fanboy drivel?

dont think he will surpass brian.

whats the strangest thing you ever found laying around on the street.

Strangest? Hmn, a pamphlet for Atheist believers of Jesus...

Peanut butter: Smooth, Chunky or neither?

Chunky....

Whats your opinion about sex with horses?...



?

well i wouldnt kick tori spelling out of bed BA DM TISHHHHHHH
(yes i would)

Do you have a fancy flash fandangle mobile?

hell no, my phone has the game 'snake' on it....of course, this is my australian phone...my US one had a camera in it, but i still wouldn't have called it fancy....

Is Peaches a dirty old lady, and had you heard of her before the stripper scene in 'Lost in Translation'?

dirtyd diryt gross

world war I or II

PEACHES IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. EUGHGSDHCSKKKGUHG.

World war everything.

Have you had any surgery? What?

neva eva. i've been to the emergency room a couple of times, with iv medication and everything!

sew your own mouth shut or swallow some needles