aw, so real brooklyn, not shit brooklyn.

points.

I never have and never will live in colonial/colonized Brooklyn. I actually hadn't even visited Williamsburg in over a year or so until recently, twice, when I went on two separate dates there. One was too much of a hipster for me to be into her, and the other was too much of a working professional for me to be into her. Although I did sleep with her within four hours of meeting her. And we were both sober! I don't know why I'm telling you this.

there's one bar in williamsburg that i really like. they make the most delicious frozen margaritas. seriously, i've never had better. plus they are only $5 for a huge fucking glass.

why the hell am i blanking on the name? i haven't been there since 2007.

oh, my bad. people need to clarify

you slept with the professional or the hipster?

Never cared for the bar scene in Williamsburg. It makes me feel like an alpha male and want to kick everyone's asses.

I was intentionally ambiguous in the interest of your boner.


The professional. The hipster was really cool despite being a hipster, but she was also way into me. She called me all of the time. And she was like five, six years older than me, in her early thirties... I think she wanted something serious. Which scared me off.

oh trust me, me neither. i'm not really a huge fan of bars in general though. i'd rather get shit faced with my friends in a place where i don't have to scream to have a conversation. my friend's friend's band from bmore booked a gig in williamsburg a few years ago and i wound up discovering that bar. it almost made up for the rest of that neighboorhood. almost. ....well no, not really .

I do most of my drinking outside of bars. With friends, or at work. I actually do most of my drinking at work these days. You should see my stack of whiskey bottles.

I think it'd be a bad idea for me to drink with underage chicks.

yr neighbors are lesbian hobbits?

Ah, ok, I thought you meant like 16 year-olds. Also, 'lesbian' never stopped me. I've totally done the 'Chasing Amy' thing and won. Not saying that I think that can happen with all of them, but God damn I will try when I want to.

Sometimes tiny chicks can be fun. Like when you plow them standing up in the middle of the room without supporting them against a wall, you know, because they're little and you can do that shit.

Ok, bedtime. More on plowing ladies tomorrow.

I would try and succeed. So fucking hard.

uff, those WCs in the background are always annoying.

at least there's no shit floating slowly inside.

I sent Satan a personal message to clear the air.

The angry face at the end of the post was because I miss out on what was obviously a great session not because I was mad at her or the thread...

*farts*

[quote=swa(y)]satan will be more impressed if you tuffin' up.


yeah I thought about that angle too but I'd rather be understood clearly that's more important to me than
acting tuff or being taken for a wuss...

I'm certainly not going to loose any sleep over what a fellow poster thinks of me

ho damn

I like the two batteries next to her.

Subtle.