how the fuck did you do that on your phone?????????

mine can't even type "Internet" without capitalizing it. :(

so very fabulous. and by fabulous, I mean in a man-on-mexibro kind of way.

my phone obviously needs more gay then.

did it happen while surfing bear-porn or is there an app for that????

nah....no gay. It was rather sleep on him or sleep on a dirty, sticky, possibly puked on floor. It was all good though. Another sleeping area opened up a few minutes later.

uh huh. sure thing, Gayily McGayzor.

did the puke floor have a face that had been cocked? no? gay.

like gayer than Big Gay Rob having sex with Savage Clones pants kind of gay. gayer than unruly mexibro smoking unicorn horn kind of gay.

WOW kind of gay.

and you say that it only took you a few minutes????

wow.

Yeah, it only took a few minutes, I'm still a amateur, if you will, at gay.

that was a very skillful response to my fingertrap. you see, had you struggled further, you would have ended up another Big Gay Rob or perhaps even worse, a Bradders.

hats off to you, good sir. well played.

lol

you guys are all (sw)gay

sw(g)ay?

^^That's better. I was having trouble figuring out the best way to use the parenthesis

S(O)W(G)AY

do you live in a wong kar wai movie? Can I come?

that's exactly what that night was like actually. it was Valentine's Day in the sushi lounge at the top floor of the Nines hotel in Portland. That was the freaking Men's room!

My new glasses make me look like a hipster. Fuck.



I'm frowning cause of the sadness this has caused me.

that's a very ironic kitten picture you have.

Hahaha. I love cats. Is that hip?

I wouldn't know. I'm goth.

my cats are not ironic, they are familiars.

your facial expression makes you even more hipster