who's afonso?

who isn't?

likes

i like it too. it's like a scene from a horror film featuring lesbian vampires and golden-toothed werewolves.

yo, afunsolo just posted her pussy (again) and deleted it (again).

at least I was able to see it in time to rub one out.

in case you are worried, no watery cum here. my boys exit the vehicle like CEMENT.

Hello. Yes, totally.

do they harden in air like quickrete or like some inferior, slower cement?

they each have the size and ferocity of a full-grown pitbull, but thankfully, they only come out one at a time.

you see, for me, each orgasm is a fight to the death; it's all fur, teeth, blood and nails.

taxidermy is cheap in Texas, so I've been able to keep each one. the trick is getting the eyes right.

do you keep a storage unit for the overflow?

what I can't fit in the kitchen usually end up on etsy (selling like hotcaeks I tells ya).

i'd buy one [twelve], whats your etsy? :o:o

how about we cut out the middle-man and I just send you some directly?

what's your address???

I dont give it out over the internets that dont have the "s" after the "http" :(

oh, poo, and here I made extra. :(

extra poo
poo creationists that's how i will call humans from now on

I didn't maek poo. :o

MICHAEL GIRA of SWANS

view from my bedroom on 59th st


shitfaced at Le Bain at The Standard