OH HELL NO

don't even

no

yorkshire gold

with a “spot of milk” as the ingleses say



that’s the american spot

not good on tea

this is a yorkshire terrier



most annoying fucking dog on the planet

is that Yorkshire hanging from a rope?

Beers on my own. I wany a friend to come hang out. Sucks getting dumped.

i sure hope so


great idea. could make a whole festival out of it

damn

been trying to say something supportive for a while but i end up sounding like an idiot.

hmmmmm...

yep, i sound like an idiot

i’ll figure this out eventually

ok your turn to say something

Yr wifey ain't that bad, is she?..

It reads far sadder than the actual situation. I mean it does suck getting dumped but im getting on with it. I just today doubled the dose of my anti-Ds so I think its playing around with my brains.

oh! double? in that case avoid the drink, friend!

and here i was coming to post about ryes vs bourbons but im gonna leave that for another day

so yeah. i’ve been dumped and rejected plenty... no dramas. their loss haaa haaa haaa

a very “wet” martini: 2:1 beefeater+noilly prat extra dry

not a fan of this combo, i usually prefer sapphire, in a gibson

Mexatini time in Waco,Texas

 

Just had a cup of Sam's Club Ethiopian Yirgacheff coffee. Not as good as the Kroger Ethiopian Yirgacheff, but we don't hit up Kroger as often.

tap water w/ lime

living the dream guys

Way too many Mountain Dew Freezes (think Slurpees) from KFC. There's one about a 45-minute walk away, and I've gone there a lot on my morning walk.

$1 each though. I am but a sucker for delicious cold sugar.

Sounds like a nice tasty reward for a little exercise.

2:1 megawet martini: plymouth gin + dolin vermouth de chambéry. lemon twist but no olive.

holy fuck, a revelation! smooth, citrusy, eminently quaffable. my drink for the spring along with whiskey sours.

now begins the process of drying it up to see how far i can take it— 3:1 fo sho, 4:1 likely, 5:1......?

i haven’t liked 5:1s before but this might cut it

plymouth is glorious enough to sip straight, for me at least. what a great fucking balance. pure goodness.

beefeeter is still glorious of course but more for salty dogs and the like, where the juniper spine rises through the slushy mix. also limey tonics and summery rickeys.

It certainly is.

el azúcar es una mierda

Dr. Pepper. I am an addict, a possible side effect of moving to Texas.

Ah Christmas - the one time of the year where rampant alcoholism is ignored and encouraged - pure busman's holiday.

Continuing the off-the-wagon tribulations I've been digging a very hops, sour like tasting lager in the shape of this beast (*insert downward thrusting arrow ere'*) and also Snake dog + Bloodline - at 7.1% abv one can taste the pure alcohol which merely adds to the bittersweet hops. I don't think I'd be able to go back to drinking traditional lagers after this.