me too. wanna go outside and smoke a cig with me?

i agree that i'd like to, but am unable to at this precise moment

oh. it's back to the cage right now then? do you want me to send you 10 dollahs?

I agree

so you do not think this is one fine fine beautiful, sultry, delicious teeny tiny mamasita?

hell yes she issss-- better now ripe that when she was green

she's filled up nicely!

ahhh to compare the hues of rob instigator cockflesh with the tones of her cafe latte va-jay-jay

no i'm out of cigs

yes penelope is smoking hot!

and crumb.... i'll take care of you.

How's floatingslowly's mum been of late? I think of her at least hourly. Usually more.

would you like her number? i think her hand is in her panties right now whilst (i'm trying to turn you on with brit talk) thinking of you.

oh. so you think I have a chance, even though I'm only 5'2?

all of you could fit right in her puss. she's had 3 kids, you know.

omg, don't tell floating i said that.

3 kids? she's ready for me then.

I don't think I like the idea of fighting over her, especially inside her ... cough.... Does she prefer being called Mrs Slowly? I wouldn't want to seem disrespectful when I kidnap her.

hahahahahaha.

If i find out that Rob has been interfering with Mrs Slowly, I'll force him to eat his own legs. I'm not sure how I'll do this, but a scorned midget can be very determined in his revenge.

he doesn't know about the other kids? let him know i'm his (only) friend. He can (s)talk to me.

he already does only (s)talk you.