not long enough. recently its been only a few hours a night and not for a good reason, if you know what i mean.

oldest item of clothing you still wear?

jacket and shoes. (are shoes allowed)?

can you remember things or do you have to make notes? not like at work just in general.

Lock the back door before going out. That was a week ago, and no-one came into the house, but I haven't been allowed to forget about it yet.

What is the next new release film that you are looking forward to seeing?

probably factory girl, though having seen the trailer i am not so sure.

(ok sorry about the shoes!)

last inapropriate laugh you had?

My girlfriend bumping her head on the corner of a worksurface. It was funny because I'd done the exact same thing a few days earlier and she'd told me I must be more careful.

When was the last time you set foot inside a place of religious worship?

last week when me and a friend went for a walk to fountains abbey and saw an old church on a hill so we went inside.




if you could be anywhere right now where would you be?

At the beach.

I like to take certain "liberties" with my secretaries. If I hire you, will you be OK with that?

just so long as i can keep my dignity and the wages go up.

did you go to university? if so what did you study? if not what would you like too?

no.

if i could be anywhere i'd be sleeping on top of a hill on a sunny day with a cool breeze blowing.

what's your favourite smelling soap?

'Sea Vegetable' from Lush.

What was the last journey you made by bus?

out to my friends place in the middle of the countryside, i am black and blue from being bounced around on all those country lanes.

(yes i did a few gargles haha)

last time you danced? did it feel good or was it awkward?

At a friends "Emigrating to Australia" do in Oxford last November. It felt good at the time, but then someone showed me footage on their phone of me dancing, and I just wanted to crawl under a rock with shame.

Have you ever had sex and then felt ashamed about it afterwards?

Not shame, but i felt regret because the personi i had had sexual intercourse with wasn't someone i liked personally. Favourite chewing gum is airwaves.

Do you like a fan blowing air onto your face?

Yes! In summer

Do you like a fan blowing feathers into your face?

no not really.

sex question - not ashamed but have felt strange afterwards like we didnt really connect.

would you prefer to know or not to know?

not to know.

name your closest friend

tim

do you have a nickname? if so what is it?

Yes. Smelly.

Have you ever played a prank on someone, and if so, what was it?

A group of us at school lifted up a guys car and moved it into a space between two buildings that was so small it took him an hour to get it out again. He reported us to the headmaster, who demanded that everyone involved report to one of the classrooms later that day, but he was then powerless to do anything because 75% of the people who turned up were prefects. You could tell that he was trying hard not to piss himself laughing as he told us off.

What would you do all day if the SY gossip board didn't exist?

I'd be posting on another forum.

Do you like pigeons?