Forget Mick Jagger, you're Mark E Smith circa 1977:

FUCK. YOU.

Cantankers has just steamrolled this thread...or has she?:

schizogirl - I'm listening to MBV's "You Made Me Realise", and your GIF fits so well to this choon!

haha! that's perfect.

i found it on this website named ffffound. it's the best website. nothing but pictures.

The LOLpic at the top of this page is me, BTW...

the hat is indeed epic win. as are you!

Ah, thankyou! :) You been up to much today?

FUCK. YOU. TOO.

i bought a bookcase, cd tower, and a polka dot jacket today and talked to my friend on the phone. otherwise, i've relaxed all day. how about you?

perv

Sounds like a productive day. I've just been chilling out and dossing. Today is a national holiday here in the UK, so I will be doing lots of recording at home. Am very much looking forward to it!

Fuck you too, cure my ailments?

Ha ha, you've started quoting Siouxsie Sioux lyrics!!!

siouxsie who?

Godammit, here we go, Herr Rail:

perv

^^^That's one of my fave pix of her - she looks amazing there. Yeah, perv etc etc.

^^^Proof at last that Weebles DO exist - but do they not fall down, I ask myself?

Of COURSE I'm a perv! Blimey, the amount of campness I get up to here etc etc.

(I still would totally do Siouxsie Sioux though...perv...)

I wuz propa witteh, until I came out as beein an ugly cnut, yuh...

What?
That does not even make sense, you idiotic boob

Were you dropped on your head as a toddler?

Oh for fuck's sake - I've been out since I joined this board! Bloody hell, man! No one messes with the demon-man - I got his back, yunno. (Ooh, his dodgy spine will be the death of him).

I sense that you don't like my campness? Oh well, I'm just a disappointment all round, eh? Tough shit, hetero-boy - go find someone else to be your jester.

Well that's OK, Diesel, but I take great fucking umbrage as being someone's "comedian". Sure, I like a laugh here (hell, 90% of the stuff I post is oafishness supreme), but being told I'm "not funny any more" because I'm gay smacks of ignorant homophobia. Please do me the favour of telling me my suspicions about you are wrong....

You STILL haven't answered any of the points I've raised, Diesel. It's not about fucking dates, or when or where, it's about your general attitude towards me. Now, again: 1. Why should I be your comedian? 2. Why do you seem to have such a problem with me being gay (come on, let's be men about this)? And 3. Why should I even bother to continue a conversation with someone who can't even give me the courtesy of a straight answer?

For fuck's sake....YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS! I don't want your approval, and frankly...ah, forget it.

Don't read my posts. Don't respond to me. Put me on Ignore. I don't want or need to engage with someone who (drunk or no) hasn't got the courtesy to engage even halfway constructively. "I'm gay this, gay that", eh?...At least being drunk, you've shown your true colours.

uh... hi? Did I come in at a bad time?

(.....)
Hi, terriblecanyons, you OK, mate?

Just ignore him
I have that Crumb Crunchys Delight douchemaster on ignore

Why would anyone put crumbly on ignore? He's probably the best thing about this site right now.

I can't understand the whole putting people on ignore thing anyway.

hi. that's dave nutzman

i too love sunday night drugs diesel. keep on rockin

He's a complete tool towards me, a complete waste of time

I just want to say that I really genuinely enjoy the self-check out machine.