I feel like dipping dirty paint brushes into clean water.

i got paid $10 to put icyhot all over my boobs

Jeez, someone really knows how to throw it away haha.

it burns like a mofo though
well not really
it feels like a sunburn sort of
for you limeys icyhot is like deep heat

Fucking cockroach in the bathroom. Now I've got the fight the urge to get everything out of the floor.
I've got to get up at 6AM.

I'm glad you let us Lime Botherers know what "icyhot" is - I read your first comment, and went 'icyhot over whose boobs now?!?'

You crack me up, Melly

I have to get ready for school in four hours.


I don't know why I find that so incredible.
Why did they pay you for that?

Some grim Icy Hot Related News

I see that Nefeli is lurking....hi there me dear, how are you and how was your weekend?

I'm glad to hear that you had such a nice weekend. As for me, I was out and about on Saturday, yesterday I was relaxing at home, and on Friday night I met with demonrail for a drink. Today is a public holiday in the UK, so am relaxing at the moment, but will be doing some household chores, and then later will record some music at home.

melly wasnt that already yesterday you to do list? :) hrhrhrhr

Yes it was, al shabba. Still, better late than never!

thats right, but I can completely comprehend that

why does this user have I Love Hitler under their user name?

!@#%$!

^^^ Stupid fucking racist troll, eh stu666?

ask chabib that question again

Casablanca is playing on TCM this afternoon, and this evening, Notorious.

Question is, how will I watch them? My wife doesn't like watching movies on TV in general, and especially not old movies she's already seen.

Nah, I don't think my wife'd appreciate that.

b-b-but...

listen to THAT bitch!

gmku- - i just realised you have a gun and a penis in yr avatar and on yr location place. freud wtf?!

ONLY if Kegmama promises, and I mean PROMISES, to marry me after my wife divorces me.

Freud's history. Don't overthink this shit.

my ass hurts.

i shit chili and it burns.

i shit chili.. haha ha.. great 3 words put together.. sorry mate, that made me laugh...not your searing asspain just the words...

oh shit unrelated....right hold on...



oh shit..i mean....

Please, m'um, may I have some more?

Old screen shot, my dog is awesome.

that is the weirdest image

she is wearing a cast, frolicking in the sun, and carrying some sort of guitar? and wearing a corset?

confusion is win

It took me 3 classes to figure it out, but my Classical Greek History professor is missing a hand...

i've always wanted to have some sort of a classical professor.

I'm a History major, but right now I'm trying to decide what branch, so I'm taking Classical stuff right now, but Classics majors are fucking weird.

i've always been more into modern ('recent', read 20th century) history more than the ancient stuff.

history majors are fucking weird as is

u8ssually they live alone, hoards of books on esoteric segmebnts of various nation's military and political history, pasty skin, bug eyed fools seeking truth in the past, or coffee addled wired freaks who never sleep and cannot cope with the modern creation of history instead seeking refuge in the safe comfortable past

You're right about the majority of them, but I like to think that I'm different. It's what gets me through the classes with the other kind. Although I am usually caffeine addled, I don't go around discussing the repercussions of the Franco-Prussian War on the current state of things on a daily basis.

My ex is a history teacher, you are right he is neurotic. I, however; find that adorable.