It was like a high of 20 today.

(and it's the warmest it's been like all week so far.)

Bet they wish they were having the Olympics there..

Some days, I feel jealous of DABSMYLA.

probably the best that you guys had a kid together then

My mother in law just called my son a "silly faggot"...

WTF??? I hope you gave her a verbal slam-dunk, Santo style.

:confused:

besides being totally demented, she was playing with him at the time and I can't tell if "silly faggot" means something in antipodean colloquialism other than... "silly faggot"....??

You do realise that here in the UK, "faggot" is a derogatory term used to refer to gays etc?&

well...yeah...

in the States it's the only thing it means.

maybe she was calling him a "silly bundle of twigs"?

seriously, I don't know. she's way out of sorts.

I'm going to go ahead and choose to be offended. my son is free to love other men without abuse.

Too fucking right, mate. Solidarity with ya. (((floatz)))

In other news, I've just arrived at the Queen Elizabeth Hall to see a play, and there's bloody schoolkids everywhere. Argh!

yep, i think you should do that.
and cut her balls asap.

I was really too in shock and felt that surely I was missing some sort of language barrier (it happens).

you should hear her when she talks to him about the cat.

"touch the pussy", "isn't the pussy sooooft?", "loooook at the pussssy", "PUSSY".

it gives me chills.


last week, I was told that I should "go back to America" because I was talking about wanting to bake some biscuits. I've stepped into some sort of living hell, it seems.

Aren;t cigs referred to as "fags" in the UK? And in technology terms, a faggot is a burning ember of wood. Is that what it's all about?

Is your child on FIRE?

next time you hold someone's child coo at them "Oh you cute lil' breeder." and see what happens

I got boned up thinking about flotz's "suegra" talking about soft pussy.


bake the biscuits and when they get hungry don;t share any. put honey and butter on 'em and enjoy them like they weer your last orgasm. Then tell them to go fuck off and eat a COOKIE. ha!

she sounds like she is possessed. i would get out. and fast.

^^^This.

old people use the f-word and the n-word in an affectionate way. it's their way to show that they're trying to bond with the younger generations.

I need a job first. I'm starting to think that...for some reason...American's aren't well liked, and it may be hindering me.

it's never taken me this long before.

but, yeah...we need out. this is not what I signed up for.


and...she won't eat biscuits. she makes a face of disgust and tells me that I "should stop trying to rehash American food and just learn to eat what's available" (ie: stop liking what I don't like).

it's madness. she was never like this before. I think that I'm dealing with pre-Alzheimer's dementia, and that the universe is trying to teach me the meaning of true compassion. I feel for my wife the most. she takes the brunt of it.

seriously i like the way you think. (to death)
however, noone is allowed to call a kid, stupid.
messes with their head more than it should.