Failed ?

Silly boy !!!

silly russian

 

which girlfriend? I am solo. hope you used a condom

You've not dated with the girl you were talking about last week ?
What are you waiting for ? The Flood ?

no I havent :)

she isnt really my type maybe I will do it in the next days, but I am not really interested. I prefer the one where I fucked it up. I dont care which, both were hot hahahaha

Too bad.
Don't worry, I didn't fuck her.
Back to the topic :

rweading this thread has made me realise that i actually used to type properly

but its funny if you dont. thats what Ive learned from this thread

It's a complete waste of time to type like this.

I am above capitalisation, punctuation, and spelling.

wtf? I come here to forget about all of this

just no!

bad photoshopping but who cares

I wonder if I ever used this as an avatar? I'm going to now haha.

^^^ nice butthole.


oh. thank. gawd.

extra sharp cheddar cheese is better than sex

depends on what you do with it

there's a punchline for a joke that goes "too much cheese clog indian butthole", but I can't remember the joke.

this is a post about how I remembered that I've forgotten a joke.

but it makes sense. at least in my head

put it in your mouth and chew it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating

boring

there's a mosquito in my room that will not fucking die already.

i'm nearly out of blood.