(last day here in this apartment. Movin' and finish cleaning some parts and BOOM! outta here.)

marathon sex is great as long as you can prevent chafing! ha!


oh yeah! good. save your dinero!

2 days of class, then copenhagen for the lee gig. best first uni week ever <3

Not to be a hater
But I wouldn't wanna be Rob Instigator
Bad breath and chronic masturbater
Skin as rough as an alligator
Spoils the party like Ralph Nader

Peace

Bitch

Sometimes weary but often cheery
Busting her brain on critical theory
Digs that fellow who sang "Hey Joni"
Talkin' 'bout that poster who goes by Pony.

Fo' sho-ny

Peace

Bitch

i just wanted to bring attention to my new signature


done

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-grea...rce=noiseyfbus

best blunts on instagram....there are some really fucking neat blunts.....I imagine them to be insane 'wasteful'....but damn do they look pretty.


(and a gold blunt thansk to methodman and redman.)

you can't make up stupid....

A Bronx man has been arrested after police say he returned to an airport rental car place to retrieve a package that contained heroin.

Workers at a Budget Rental Car agency at Newark Liberty International Airport contacted police on Tuesday after finding a suspicious package inside a returned vehicle.

Port Authority police say a bag found under the dashboard contained 250 packages of heroin.

Police say 30-year-old Carlos Tavarez rented the vehicle March 30, and later contacted Budget to say he needed to retrieve something.

hahaah! what the fuck was that???

:D So a few months ago my father's company were replacing some towers that 'didn't work'....so I jacked one(and a nice LED monitor). My sister said they weren't working anymore...so I figured I'd at least be able to get some parts from this sucker....anywho...I take it to my cousin so he can check it out. Turns out, the only issue it had was the HDD. BUAHAHAH. I just bought me a 120 SSD and a 1TB HDD. w00t.

Came home tonight to find ants all over the meaty chunks I was defrosting for my cat Choo-Choo.

I promised myself I wouldn't kill again... but those ants had to be dealt with swiftly..

let choo-choo do the killing!

my cat loves to eat ants, especially the little black ones. he also likes spicy things in general.

but awesome pic.

i cant stop smoking

already have all the symptoms of throat cancer. of course i cant tell if i have it or not but the fear is always there.

i CANT quit! im going to die from this so that a tobbacco company can make profit.

any fucking piece of shit that dares tell me to think positive, get exercise, eat healthy, or in any other way tries to mother me with their condescending bullshit can FUCK OFF.

the constant barrage of "encouragement" and "positive thinking" and unwanted health advice is IMO a form of pyschological abuse that consumer society uses to literally torture its human resources into suffering delusional and inflated perspectives on their own agency. get them confused and constantly reaching for products - constantly striving to accomplish their "goals" which are really just ways to get more money out of them.

anyone who tries this shit with me - i swear to fucking god you deserve to get punched in the fucking face.

its abuse designed to make us personally take responsibility for the fact we are BEING harvested for profit by a complex economic system that uses deliberately manufactures addiction.

i think i've read those same lines before. okay, i'll bite….

THEN DIE MOTHEFUCKER! DIE AND BE HAPPY FOR IT! THERE'S NOTHING TO LIVE FOR! LOVE THAT CANCER!

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how did i do?

anyway, those shitty e-cigs deliver the nicotine with less tar. they will probably kill you too but if i was still nicotine-dependent i'd experiment. though pipes, old school pipes, are nicer all around, and will turn your tongue into a mop rag and your gums into gutters but will not touch your lungs for the most part. fucking tasty too.

god damn i do miss tobacco.

gimme a nice briar pipe and some balkan sobranie and i'll work 18 hours nonstop

i'll read all of war and peace for fucks sakes

with some coffee. damn!

i miss hard drugs.

Wow.

Same boat.

I hate it. I love it.

On Monday I bought an electronic cigarette, to at least help me cut down on the amount of shit I put into my body. It sorta helps. Sorta. I'll puff on it for awhile, but sooner or later I need to burn some real tobacco.

My tongue feels weird.

I can't take deep breaths like I used to.

What a stupid fucking way to go.