Sunburned. I went swimming on the Fourth of July, and paid for it. Sun screen should be a law!

Do you hate your cell phone service?

i only hate people.

where have all the cowboys gone?

I don't know where they 'all' are but I do live with one.

Would you rather have X-ray vision or the ability to read minds?

minds.

live in the future or in the past?

Can't be done, stupid, one is always living in the present.

Countryside or city?

city.

favourite swear word?

Fuck, of course. Tried but true.

DO you like or hate spiders? (OR, impartial?)

i dont hate them but i dont really want them near me. my place seems to have been invaded by them recently.

betty or wilma?

Um, Betty.

Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

trying to be an optimist.

last time you laughed out loud? and what was it that made you laugh?

The last time i laughed out loud was last night, after taking this photo of my friend:


Groucho, Zeppo, Harpo or Chico?

Groucho for sure.

Deodorant of choice?

Brut

moustache or full beard?

Full beard! pants or skirt?

pants!

the worst thing about chocolate?

it makes you fall in love.

who was spartacus?

Val Kilmer, i think.

your favorite Baldwin brother?

I don't know their names, but wasn't one of them in Backdraft? He's quite good.

Here's a photograph I took of a man playing a cornet:



Are there any musical instruments more underappreciated than the cornet?

Yes. The Omnichord! A wide variety of gamelan, and of course the wind organ.

After I get a new amp... Mini-moog or banjo first?

mini-moog.

What was the last time it rained in your area?