What's funny though...is that my niece(14yrs old) took my Satanic Bible.

Haha...oh I hope my brother doesn't find it.

I should really talk to her about it too...

http://grantland.com/features/califo...-horse-racing/

After California Chrome CLOWNED it at the Kentucky Derby this weekend here is a great article about the owner and a brief recap of California horse racing..

Maybe it's just me, but when I read this, it sounded as if you think she took it because she is interested in it......did you consider she may have removed it so you could no longer read it and or possibly throw it away?



Speaking of Bibles......

I would let any child borrow my satanic bible, so long as they asked and had the capacity for comprehension and a genuine curiosity.

nope(@peltor) she's into it. She first asked for it. Though I told her I'd give it to her later though because I didn't want my mom seeing her with it. But she later called me to tell me she took it. She's into witchcraft n stuff right(did I mention she was 14?) so I says fug it. I told her not to take a lot of that shit seriously(you know...the whole Hail Satan thing)....and she seems to accept a lot of advice from me..so yeh.

teenage witch craft is so cute..

I feel like I would like myself so much more if my room and (most) of my laundry was clean most of the time.

if i was a criminal. i would be a shit prisoner. i would jack off in the shower. give my food away and you guessed it. jail can be a pretty fun time. most interesting folks i've ever met was in jail. people are hard to meet on the outside besides bars.

talked to a cute guy last night

irrelevant but AWESOME, one of my favorite underground comic artists, Gary Panter, is giving a free talk at the Contemporary Art Museum of Houston, tomorrow at 2 PM! I am gonna go get my copty of JIMBO signed by the man himself!



He did the first RHCP album cover back in da day

are you dancing like this right now?

Sexist Mad Men style ads from back in da day. http://www.businessinsider.com/26-se...men-era-2014-5

let's all be very proud of me. had the sleaziest guy at the bar tonight. he tried to hold my hand while i was giving him back his change, kept ordering drinks even though he still had a full beer, kept seeking contact, told me that he "wants me". felt the most uncomfortable in a long time and was very scared/didnt want to talk to him or even look at him but managed to kick him out. thanks to espresso on an empty stomach and the adrenaline from kicking him out for giving me the best feeling in the world, that is the feeling of being a though bitch that can handle STUFF.

phase 1 of ghetto joystick is 42% complete.

That is best thing you've ever posted, "..but I still call you bad bitch under my breath out of respect.." (Talib Kweli)

I'm dying.
just found this. Seiko Oomori with some dood kikei-ji(birth defects?).


anyways its starts during the performance of 'Atashi tenshi..' and it's pretty fucking badass then other songs are played with Seiko joining for vocals. Ifkjeahrpnhgachjfe

no more cheese please!


mozzarella is still fine



sour cream is not



eat more chicken!


here is more of those

wow....thanks for those important graphs...