Strip clubs have nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with power

quoted for plips is a legend.

that can't possibly be true--power has everything to do with sexuality and vice versa.

my mum found my weed while i was at the doctor and she started crying and flushed it down the toilet
we talked about it & why i smoke and now she wants to try it
good job wasting my stash, mum.

haaa haaaa haaaa haaaa

get her something mellow so she doesn't get all paranoid

hash

I say go for broke, full on paranoid yo. Bring out the bong. Just do the damn thing pony's mum!

damn. party foul

lulz. Fuck the bong...bust out a fat blunt with a quarter ounce in tht sucker.

That's funny. It's cool your mum sounds understanding.

im just joking around hahaha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

i just found this!

i thought you were earnestly reciting some sort of party line

i recently had a hardcore talk/fight with mine about drugs.
so i concluded she 'd better not find out about my relationship with drugs, no matter how small or non-existent it is.



she keeps mentioning she wants to make a fb account ('dont befriend me if you dont want to').

 

but yeah i ll try not to post this on her wall.

I love Charles Barkley

^hahaha...



I AM dead tired. I don't know what to do today. I feel like I need to do something SUPER FUCKING PRODUCTIVE...because this weekend I feel like I did nothing(I did a lotthough).

some times one needs time to do nothing and scratch one's huevos

Guys, I just searched "Obama mark of the beast" on youtube. About 286,000 results.

How scared should I be?

about 286,000 times scared, obviously!

of course they are right, just look at this:

more info on the above screenshot is here
quite shocking right?