there are machines that induce various types of pain, like labor pain, therefore i reckon period pain as well. some men or idiots who make cards like this, should check it out.
:)

my birthday cake....

oh you lucky louisianian -- isn't mardi gras next week though? is this just a prelude?


that's a really nice château! by the way, the word sabotage is of french origin-- i'm thinking about your heating system.

TV: on weekdays sometimes it's stressful and i don't have the concentration to get into a movie (much less a book) at the end of a long day. this is when a good tv show really hits the spot for me. and sometimes i even seen trashy stuff purposefully-- e.g., "defiance" which is a science fiction show that looks like it was shot in someone's garage. i know it's dumb but sometimes i need dumb tv-- e.g. when i have to process a big pile of paperwork and i'd vomit from mental pain without a distraction.

the quote looks good. i'll jot the name down and see if i come across anything

as for spatzle: i used to live next door to a german restaurant in dc. food was great and i loved everything except for the spatzle. i've had spatzle in the houses of germans as well. it did nothing for me. last year my wife was in stuttgart actually and they fed her spatzle-- she wasn't impressed by it. she did like the maultaschen (or howevr you write that) though. but the spatzle--no flavor.

i said this i think in a reply to kekes before: when it comes to pasta the italians are way ahead.

but since you're not german i'm thinking maybe you do something different, there is hope. fingers crossed on my part--i always root for good food.


man, that can't be your cake as i know for a fact your name is joaquín but... is that a game controller there?

i had this fleeting vision that some day you'll be some sort of arcade tycoon.

this is the best news I've heard all month:
Finally MEN have their own TOOTHPASTE !!!

Smoke a spliff and dance your legs off

While EVER man alive knows that women have a significantly higher tolerance for pain than us its also true that every man alive spent/spends half or more of their time with women. We have mothers, grandmothers, aunties, cousins, then girlfriends, homegirls, and wifeys.. in other words, trust me, BY NO CHOICE OF OUR OWN MEN TOTALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT PERIODS and all thats involved because believe it or not men are actually great listeners ; )

Also about !@#$! weed comments its different for everyone. Its magic for pain regardless but its not the same for everyone. Some people get narcotic like pain relief, most (and this includes myself) just get the relief of being able to better manage the pain mentally. Generally cannabis helps with pain by allowing the mind to relax and just not focus on the pain. Now to be sure, as with morphine/endorphins there is some natural brain chemistry involved and yes, the endocannabinoid CB2 receptors through out the human body are naturally part if the body's pain response system, but generally this is for mild pain like bruisimg your knee or having soreness after an intense hike or work out. CB2 also can reduce minor inflamation so cannabis is great for fever aches and pains working as good as Tylenol for that. Can help SOME people's head aches but actually can aggravate it for others.

For more significant pain the olde fashioned "getting drunk on booze" method works better however the inflamation caused by alcohol will increase healing time.

In other words if you have major pain don't expect a joint to act like some benzocain and provide instant numbness

On a related note, almost ALL the women ive been intimate with have found cannabis helped reduce menstrual cramps pain and generally them feel better so i tend to keep some extra smoke around that time ;) who am i kidding, i keep extra smoke around ALL THE TIME

hahaha


personally weed always made me anxious and i don't like the increase in hunger because i try to not fuck with my blood sugar when i have the option to not. but maybe it's the strains around here.

There are two solutions. . Either smoke a little less volume or just don't smoke. It ain't for everyone

yeah, i stay away.

why is finding a job in this town so fucking hard

Because you're young and this particular economy likes your parent's generation. USA under 25 unemployment numbers are inching towards Spain numbers

it's fucking stupid is what it is. i'm an idiot for having a misdemeanor on my record that doesn't help me any, but i can't get the $400 to expunge it without a job.

And you're in Florida which has the worst young adult unemployment in the nation.. sucks. I feel ya though, when i was younger my record kept me out of both jobs AND financial aid because of the wisdom of Bush II.. indeed i STILL can't even get a loan let alone aid since im not even allowed to fill out a FAFSA form and its been well over a decade.. hang in there, as long as you keep doing your best effort you will find away, the devils try to discourage us but it is they who are disappointed when its us who keep trying

shit. yeah, luckily i can get financial aid once i pay off miami dade college what i owe and go to apply for transfer to uf. i'm trying, even if i guess to some it doesn't look that way. it's a cycle of bullshit... need more experiece, can't get any without working...

you could go teach english in korea

like bradders

i'm sorry i am not running any business right now. i'd hire you on the spot.

so what are your skills anyway?

besides nunchuck/ hunting/ computer hacking?

i bet you could do freelance writing. it's not a lot of money but it's something. i used to get paid 10c/word but i quit to be a peasant.

all i needed to give them were writing samples and an EIN.

yeah, if i had a bachelors id just go teach english and never come back. i can write, data entry kinda shit. i'm trying to find freelance gigs. i had a thing published on xojane a while back, i should try and get shit together again and send something in

Whoooooa now slow the fuck down. Surely there gotz to be a successful career path for such a nuanced background.

Ahhh the menial jobs of academic types.. i love writimg but id rather do warehouse work yo!


Schizo have you considered a life of crime? It seems to suit your skill base and temperament and its a pretty fun gig

heh. i mean. i sort of had one for quite a while. hence the record. luck caught up with me, as did poor financial management and bad habits.

but the internet is a small place and i don't wanna divulge much else.