She's the dog's bollocks.

he's my secret lovah.

I mowed his lawn with my arse cheeks.

Edit: "HER" lawn

you recycled it. it was for pookie. that's hardly personal.

jimbrim and i have just broken up. that's our relationship.

well-wisher.

The son I never had (until I had a son).

The uncle I should have had.

My Peanuts brother.

Don't know her, but if I did we'd be best friends, I just know it. We nearly named our son Linus (me and my wife, not me and jennthebenn).

I secretly don't want to compliment him in case he stops being great.

Utter Prickery.

pookie's posts made me smile and laugh often. that's good.

he won't leave me alone. he won't leave me alone.

bulgarian sex

edit: maybe goes for crumb, too

buttsekcs, al?!





i'd leave you alone if you insist.

made me laugh with the bear/cobain sig image

Should post more.

me likey EMMAh.
she SWEETh!

i don't really know you.

but i love your sig.

sure but give slavo some butt alarm too, hes always down and dirty