i lied to diesel—no gin today

instead having a grand manhattan—bourbon, grand marnier, sweet vermouth, luxardo cherry

fucking festive i tell you what

A....Hwat now?!

earlier when you were soused i told you id have a martini and that this was no lie

things turned out different. sorry dude!

tienes azucar vato?

sipping on the kraken to wash down the hanukka ham lol (eh, some weeks late hahaha)

I was given a free chocolate milkshake

forgive me lord for i have sinned

o man

speaking of crack, just found this picture

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wonder what it might be lol...

-#

never mind, itks got mct oil, fuck that shit

mct oil is a godsend

it helps your liver produce fat burning ketones and allows your blood to carry oxygen past your blood-brain barrier to help prevent alzheimer's

Stella...the dive divint have HH13. The common bastards! However, they do have easily pleased slutty crimbo elves, on tap!

also gives you uncontrollable shits lololo

had a grand marnier coffee for breakfast (of champions)

not if your diet consists mostly of meat and cheese

checks and balances i guess

the brand i fucked with was SUPER IRRITATING (those short chains can burn ya) and therefore mega-splats

got this new organic sencha yesterday. first two cuos this morning and not sure about it: brews yellow, but good umami. wtf? hmmm...

a boulevardier made with cocchi vermouth di torino

and cocchi, holy fuck, is it good. dryer than carpano antica formula, subtler too. can’t wait to try it in a negroni.

a wee dram of laphroaig 10

tastes like a delicious latakia pipe

well earned dammit

Crown Royal and Diet Vernors

just ranting and raving to myself, throwing out my grandma's shitty old wardrobe while i finally take over the master bedroom of my house

Alright, I'm officially drunk.

That didn't take much.

AMA