Joe@ WASSAP!

Its like a cross between the opening credits for In Living Color and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

the gif game is strong in here

okay, so this dude i've been talking to for a year or so... tells me he's coming up to gainesville from miami for the weekend, just to see me. he hasn't come, and hasn't mentioned it other than making a post on my wall about something irrelevant. fuck this noise.

You know i am the syg gif master right?

If you want to get this dude back post this gif with quote and link..


it's all about you..

hahaha. kudos.

more like, it's a cross between having too many drinks and trying to find your hotel room.

Seemed more psychedelic..lets split the difference. Finding hotel room during credits for In Living Color after too much tequila?

too nervous for that shit:

i want another tattoo

buy bonds or dividend stocks and pay your body art from the coupon/dividend

that way you can get tattoos perpetually.

hah. i wish. next tat is going to be the chemical structure of dopamine, probably.

i'm bored. two days off and nothing to do. i've been looking into wwoof for a period of time in the next two years.

it's totally within reach

1 share of coca-cola (dividend stock) right now is only $40.

a $400 tat = 10 coke shares that pay dividends for life

plus you can sell the stock when you need a yacht

i'm terrified of boats, so it'd be more like a down payment on a house some day

yeah ha ha, i was fantasizing you'd become a successful investor some day. but a house makes more sense.

anyway i'll post you a link and pester you no more:

http://moneyfor20s.about.com/od/reas...Save-Money.htm

#1 is good enough reason!

or

http://financialplan.about.com/od/sa...rgencyfund.htm

i need money for a) an apartment after august (ugh), b)to pay off my associates degree debt and go finish my bachelors c)pay off my credit cards

money sucks. i'm too smart to be making $8 an hour right now.

money is sweet if you learn how to make it work for you instead of your working for it. sweeeet sweeet sweeet money.

you're smart enough to learn that!

if you can manage $8/hr then you can manage $800/day.

otherwise look at mc hammer lol-- or whoever threw his millions into the shitter more recently.

an ex-lover of sorts does day trading, i should ask him about that realm. if i could pay off all my awful debt i racked up, i'd sleep a lot better.

why are hammer pants still a thing? i see girls on campus (i work right near the college campus here) who look like they're wearing diapers.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULESSssss!

nooooo.... no day trading! that's gambling.

you just need an emergency fund to start it all. say $1k. just sock away a little every day, in case of emergencies-- no more cash advances payday loans or calls to mom. just $1k in savings-- makes a huge difference. fuck, start with $500.

the dopamine releases of hitting a savings goal or clearing up a debt are super-potent and satisfying. if you pave your road with little goals like that it's like the sweet taste of victory for breakfast.

OR instead of a goal, install a system-- save 10% of your take-home pay every day. save it, not spend it later. just save it. see what happens.