Before crossing the street, James Blonde suggests you to moutza at every moving car.

i'll try, maybe you should moutza all the estos riding their mules.

You're lucky I wasn't that taxi driver...

The forces that rule the cosmos don't allow harm to befall people as pretty as T&B.

Quit your whining.

and lucky for london in general i'd say, enough women get raped by taxi drivers already thanks.

Get it while the gettin's good, I say.

Something tells me you're spending Valentines day alone.

does your smugness mean you're treating yourself to a trip to the red light district or something?

And that would differ from his typical day how?

Not quite. My lover is getting spoilt tonight.
Yours?

Well, for one the red light district peep shows are now officially considered "theatre performances", meaning you only have to pay 6 percent VAT instead of the normal 19 percent tax added on luxury goods!

http://www.expatica.com/actual/artic...story_id=36528

London looks perfect for James Blonde, strip clubs and rugged taxi drivers.

I crossed the road almost blind yesterday. I was jumping off the top of a playground and went to tuck into a roll. But I had landed to vertically so I landed about 10 feet below onto my shoulder and smashed the side of my head on the ground. Gave myself a concussion, lost balance, couldn't hear, and my vision was going. I walked home, almost entirely blind.

Questions for T&B:
1. What color was the Taxi?
2. Was it a ford? Damn those Ford's...
3. Was the taxi driver an immigrant? Most are.
4. Did it have shiny rims?
5. Was it an old taxi or a new taxi, and if it was an old taxi, would it have hit you if you had been less attentive at the happening?
6. Maybe the driver was just a racist, and it was bound for you not to look
7. What were you looking at?
8. Was it interesting?

An old guy hit me when I was on my bike one time, and it's because he went too far over the stop line on a red and right into the crosswalk. I told him to fuck off and that people with artharitis aren't allowed to drive. Not really though. But I did give him the finger.

I have a friend who's permanantly physically handicapped too because his head was run over by a van.

1. black
2. no
3. i doubt it
4. probably
5. new
6. probably not the case
7. i was running for the bus
8. no

Once I was almost ran over by a fucking train while listening to washing machine (too high volume in earplugs). I think the train driver did not brake coz he tought i knew the train was coming (it was an unprotected crossing), but i understood it was behind me only when i felt the ground shaking.
scary. Brrrr.

i was almost hit by a train once. Two of my friends were infront of me, train behind me. They weren't running fast enough though for me to get out of the way to I bailed jumping to the side.

It happens if you are a girl and take a dodgy minicab at night.

in west yorkshire all the cab drivers have to carry cctv as they are subject to racial harrasment and recently lots have been attacked.