just go on a little road trip to montenegro. i've been told the men are howling horndogs and will chase you in the street for a piece of your fine female flesh. just be careful you don't pick a rapist. but hm aren't czechs supposed to be all into fucking anyway? in milan kundera movies they are always at it. what's up with that now?

having an orgasm and a good fuck with someone are different things.

hahaha

is that because you have an std?

nope. I forgot to wash my face and laura Bush just does not like kissing her escort with pussy mouth.

yeah and i want both

you know let me get a little serious here if you're desperate to be touched and need something without too much risk sometimes a simple massage (in a legitimate massage parlor mind you) will satisfy the flesh. some places will *cough* "finish you off* ofr an additional charge, but i dont know what works in your hometown.

this is a hilarous topic by the way and there are so many crackhead answers it's even funnier.

and sorry i don't mean to laugh at cuetzpalin's troubles, but it's usually we men who suffer from congested gonads, ha ha.

really, it's not hard for a woman to get sex. all she has to do is say "yes".

that is true, but GOOD SEX? that's a whole other story

oh yes-- for that she'll have to call ME, but unfortunately im taken. :D

Isn't that kind of what a rapist is?

Try going 16 years without a good fuck *sigh*

Ihave nothing to say of this matter, as I am not acquaintanced with the female body.

i know not of what you speak but it sounds interesting haha.

She never said that to me...

oy, cripes, certainly not-- just because a man expresses his desire openly in a public place does not mean they are going to pull a knife on you and shove you into a dark alley. quite the contrary, i think. it's the quiet, repressed ones that are truly scary.

i see you're from utah and i can understand why the confusion. it's a cultural thing. you gotta go to europe & meet some mediterranean men to understand what i'm talking about. same as some parts of latin america. you see a beautiful woman, and you express your appreciation without a hint of shame, ask her for a cup of coffee, and hope she'll agree to accompany you in the sac. anglosaxon puritans do not operate this way.

anyway hm what was the story? i forgot. oh! cuetzpalin... time for you to visit the spa maybe? ;)


did your puberty happen 16 years ago, or were you hoping to get laid as a newborn??

You, madame, are the master of your domain.

Newborn duh

Hey cuetzpalin,
Austria isn´t too far away, the sex will take us longer than the journey itself.


map legend:
yellow area: That´s where you live
blue dot: Location of your orgasm

Me and my girlfriend are pretty open to everything

god damn, that was fucking smooth! you shall be repped accordingly.