it's not about whether i mind reading it or not, i'm saying i'm put off by people's need to tell others such things.

well i guess we wont be having sex then.

then if it doesn't matter why are they bothering to tell people?

yes! i was like ten, trying to fuck my bed and then sperm came out, i was like wtf is this? until i learnt the whole process of mastrubation

ahah, i found my uncles porn and had a run at pullen on my willy, didnt finish the first time.

Then i was cranken in the garage for ages. yehp

your not winning the reality game.

Like 10-11. Just humping pillows, imagining it was someone else I s'pose. I also used this vibrating foot/back massager thing. I wore out the motor ..but I told my mom I threw it against the wall.
I've mentioned this before but I often got off to MTV's old show "Undressed." About slutty college kids and the like.

Age: 11 or 12
Fantasy: 7th grade math/science teacher

Marry me.

I'm willing to be a hedonistic swinger.

Hah... it's about as arousing as reminescing potty training. Then again, it makes for years of laughter at family reunions, whereas going back to prepubescent fantasies is just... somemthing to keep with yourself, unless it's part of a sex therapy or something (with a professional of course, not some 60 year-old freak who's offered you candy to jump in his car).

To answer the OP's question though, 14, with the help of soft-core porn (gotta love the pre-internet days)

at least four years ago. i think it was really lame things like musicians i found cute at the time.

hmmm. I believe when I was 7-8. I did it during nap time and never got caught.

I think I was fantasizing the Care bears getting it on with eachother (heterosexually)

Dude- that reminds me. My little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was really really young. He would strip down, get the teddy bear, put it on a blanket, close the doors, and then start dry humping it.

Afterwards he would come to my sister and I and ask us to play doctor because his "wife's" baby needed to be delivered. So we'd get a small teddy bear (he was always getting new ones) and try to reenact a baby being delivered.

He and his "wife" had like 15 kids. I kid you not.

I got a handjob when I was 15 so I already knew what it was like when I jerked off at 16... (no shit) and when I fantasized, I just thought of the handjob..

This is probably the creepiest question thread on the board. Why do you want to know, Julian, why!? Are you writing a book? Are you stealing our souls?

I know this!

I started when I was about 12 years old and some of my first fantasies was (and don't laugh) Meryl from Metal gear solid.

Not really.

I dunno. Some people are just incredibly open about themselves and will honestly admit to almost anything. This thread is for those people.

Mainly for the funny replies. Some of them make me laugh.

Mine said don't laugh!
You make me sad : (