how old are you Cantankerous?

i'm out of diapers, if you'll believe that.

well, you'll probably use them again when you'll be 80+, therefore that's not a great hint...but i believe that.

i make my own money and i don't live with my mommy.

ok ok, I was just curious because of all those "age jokes" in this thread, I don't need an answer actually.

Leave her alone or you'll deal with WARHOL.

in Houston motherfucking texas where I dwell, the mockingbirds come out and sing at 1:00AM every night in the spring and summer.
and mockingbirds don;t sing the same tune every time. each goddamn time it is a DIFFERENT TUNE! they "mock" other bird's songs. I always excuse it though. poor bird's just trying to get laid you know.

but damn