My brother has one. It makes me sad. Why do bad goatees happen to good people?

Quoth pookie

i sported a goatee in high school.
it was a time of learning from my mistakes, it looked good but after a while you realize goatees are lame.

i think people should do whatever they like and like themselves for who they are.

and everyone should listen to me for i am thy prophet :p

whatever. if i think it looks bad, i'll giggle. but do as you please.

are you crazy !@#$%!? we are talking about goatees here, not about things to be taken lightly.

shave pork shave.

I love my beard. But I don't like goatees.

there's a teacher at my school who looks like a musketeer. he also wears suspenders and scarves with piano motives and shirts with flashy stripes. i personall think he's the coolest-looking teacher around.

bah, why be so hung up on what other people think. there's a time in your life that you realize you need to live for yourself. people should do whatever the fuck they want, and if that means carrying a chicken on your arm, then that's what they should do.

I just shaved my beard off and left the sideburns...I look like a total douche.

It's hit or miss with facial hair...some people look stupid to me with their chosen face fungus, some look ok.

I generally hate the 'mangina' look - you know, where there's the mustache connected to the goatee - that's the 'everyman' facial hair of choice these days.

Soul patches are pretty bad too...I saw a doctor once who had one, just horridly overgrown and sticking straight up, but he was all clean cut otherwise, and looked like a fool.

Goatee + glasses + eyepatch + bowtie

What about the neckbeard?

For the last year I've reveled in the "less employable" feeling of having a goatee, but I need a new job, soon, so now I'm coming close to shaving it off. Not having to shave my chin has been great though.

Kurt = Not attractive

Goatees can be pretty hot on the right person.

Kegmama he doesn't know what real good looking men are yet, he is still young.

What can I say? I'm just not down with blond guys.

Oh, I see. SOme blonde guys are hot. What kind of guys you into Alex?

Some blonds can be, but for the most part no.

I don't know how to define my taste in men. Usually dark haired guys. Manly guys, I guess.

God this conversation's really fucking wierd.

It takes a certain man to pull a 'goatee' off. Most don't and they end up looking like a member of Nickleback.

I'm more of a moustache fan myself.

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