hey, where did you get the picture of my sister?

actually, most of us look like this:

It's a cradle of culture.

I'm not going to let you rope me into this shit again. Last time, it was gypsies, and I ended up getting pm's from a gypsy that made me feel like a fucking nazi.

On my way to work two Slovakians got on the metro (commoners version of a train to you and me) and sat next to me, pissed out their heads sinking bottles. One nearly fell on top of me as the metro pulled away. (This is the point I realised they were Slovaks, they had that Slavo funk). The other tried to apologise in Estonian or summat. Anyway after a few stops they went and sat further away after they had sensed I was about to post ish about them on the interwebs. Well, either that or they had just sensed the intimidating presence of Glices' cock which was taking up residence in the next carriage.

I hear the Novichok people are misbehaving in Salisbury. It was Shentov wasn't it?

Oh yes I absolutely know, I do know. I even know the capital of yr Cech Republic - it's none other than European super cup 80's giants Red Starr Belgrade innit

spot on. It lies on the border with Finland, close to the city of Kinshasa.

kinshasa alaska?

been there many times for the mayan ruins