William Baldwin when you can't get Alec.
Rob Schneider when you can't get Adam Sandler.

lay off the crack pipe. have you ever seen "affliction"?

nolte might be a wreck, but he's a hell of a good actor. busey is a tv actor with big teeth.

Chasey Laine when you can't get Jenna Jameson.

Leonardo DiCaprio, when you can't get River Phoenix

Christopher Lambert, when you can't get Johnny Weissmuller

An animated green ape, when you can't afford Lou Ferrigno

Ed Harris when you can't get Bruce Willis.

James Gandolfini when you can't get Paul Sorvino.

you take your cinema way too serious man...busey is hilarious even when he's acting on a drama or something, dude's onscreen and i can't help but roll around laughing.

demonrail: classiest post here.

Ron Pearlman when you can't get Elephant Man... no , kidding, i love pearlman.
Matthew McConaughey when you can't get weed...ha ha.

of course man, just like you do music. i take movies more seriously than music that's for sure. can you see me plaguing these movie threads while i shirk the ones about zorn & mogwai? but of course...

i don't know man, i like a lot of music for comedic reasons.

poison comes to mind.

ps: i didn't post on the mogwai thread.

oh i didnt know-- my point is you're a music critic. you know a ton about that. i really don't. i actually *cough* write movie reviews for some local rag, and i can tell you don't know much about movies-- i'm not talking about your taste, which is yours alone, but your understanding of the medium. really go & rent affliction, it's a hell of a movie, then again it might not suit your tastes, because it's very psychological, but at least give it a try, like i will when you recommend me some music.

Ron Jeremy when you can't get anyone even halfway decent and sentient.

I'd just like to add I love demonrail666's avatar. Brilliant. Reminds me of ancient episodes of "Armchair Thriller".

Rhea Perlman when you can't get Ruth Gordon.