Are you all stupid!!!!

You wouldn't know if a ninja snuck into your home:rolleyes: .

They'd be in, steal your chocolate muffins, make a cup of tea, and all you'd know about it would be a slight breeze wafting across the back of your head.

What time do you finish work?

i'd know cuz i am a ninja, i would know! and besides the nice people at phonewatch (irish alarm system company) would ring me, but the Ninja's would know i'm a ninja and we'd crack open the fig rolls or spring rolls whichevery we fancy and have a hoolie.

its all good, us Ninja's look out for each other.

after the ninjas are done flipping out, I would make them train my cat to do this to the next door dogs:

fuck I hate those dogs.

Are you asking me out?

No, I'm finally out of here. Have a nice weekend, you and the family.

Oh ok. Have a good weekend yourself.

I'm working tomorrow, so I'll be on here talking to myself as is usual on a Saturday.