I think I'll stick with the kind I've got, thanks.

im going to send her the following:

1 Brooks & Dunn Poster


1 karate belt


1 Ziploc Bag (with one shot of Tequila)

1 Ziploc Bag with 1/8th of a Lime

1 Cowboy Boot (aka grandpa's old stinky boot)


1 Longhorn Skull


1 Used Sketch Diary


1/2 a can of Grizzly Straight Snuff

That just screams "Texas."

ha ha, i tried that crap once, when i lived in virginia, made me ILL.

Thats the point indeed, ma'am.


also:

1 texas Flag


1 Alamo Model


1/2 Pound of Deer Jerky


1 Picture of Crypto in his cowboy get-up

I want to see that.

im out in the ranch, ridin a horse, wearin wranglers/cowboy shirt/cowboy hat/boots and im holdin a shotgun lookin into the sunset

edit: picture is already framed.

sounds like a still from "paris is burning"

Do send at least one picture of yourself so I can buy a wallet and keep it in it.

As for the deer jerky, we got plenty of that up here already, no need to stink up the whole package.

Unframe it, I want to see my favorite Texan after Hank Hill in that get-up.

my momz would kill me

bonne anniversaire and all that shit. oui oui bon bon and be safe.

or is it "bon"?

I see, but that would be so awesome to see.

I understood maybe two words of that.

happy anniversary and all that shit, yes, yes, happy, happy, and be safe?

bon anniversaire = happy (good) birthday

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i think he also called you a "bonbon" :p

most likely. crypto...my band is playing houston at the end of this month and i'm gonna require you to be there so that we may party.

gotta take some french lessons, you do.

shit, bitch!
it's on
i'll bring my crew with me too

where are you guys playing and what is the name of your band?

I don't know how masochist you are, but here it is.

I know you would want Sebastian Bach on top of you like he did at the end to this fan.